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NervousNell
Just another chapter in life..
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Facebook statuses
Scrolling through real quick and I see this one:
"I've had the hiccups all day"
Like how do you respond to that?
Do you say, Sorry to hear that?
Me too?
Do you hit like?
Like what is the point of logging onto to facebook to tell the world you have the hiccups?
What is next?
I have gas.
That burrito gave me the shits
I have my period
I broke a nail
I feel like when Mark Zuckerberg created this site, this was NOT what he had in mind for it's use.
This was not this man's vision.
It couldn't be.
It's becoming a dumping site of every single thought, feeling, pain, brain fart some people have in their head.
I love a witty status. I love seeing pictures. I don't even mind check ins
But when I need to know that you have had the hiccups all day, something is just off with social media.
Message edited 8/20/2015 3:13:53 PM.
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MrsM84
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Facebook statuses
I'd respond with "BOO!" to maybe help scare the hiccups away?!?! Ha! People are weird.
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| Posted 8/20/15 3:09 PM |
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Seawolf
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Re: Facebook statuses
Respond with, "you may have cancer of the diaphragm."
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| Posted 8/20/15 3:11 PM |
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JDandMe
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Facebook statuses
I also don't like pictures of what you're eating. I. Don't. Care.
I also think Facebook has become a zone for whining. My life is terrible- people are mean- the weather sucks- it's too hot- the weather sucks- it's too cold.
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| Posted 8/20/15 3:11 PM |
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NervousNell
Just another chapter in life..
Member since 11/09 54921 total posts
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..being a mommy and being a wife!
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Re: Facebook statuses
Posted by Seawolf
Respond with, "you may have cancer of the diaphragm."
LOL
Dr Google
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| Posted 8/20/15 3:13 PM |
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MarathonKnitter
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EMBRACING CHANGE
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Re: Facebook statuses
Posted by MrsM84
I'd respond with "BOO!" to maybe help scare the hiccups away?!?! Ha! People are weird.
this made me 
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| Posted 8/20/15 3:16 PM |
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Funkybutt
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Facebook statuses
That's what Twitter is for.
I also hate when people post a question in the local mommy group, but then also post photos of their kids. It's so obvious they don't care about the answer to the question - they just want people to gush over their cute child!
Oh, and I also *hate* with a passion when people are vaguebooking. Just complain outright or STFU!
Sorry - rant over. :D
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| Posted 8/20/15 5:11 PM |
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klingklang77
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Re: Facebook statuses
We need to have a Facebook f*ckery thread.
Post all the stupid stuff you have on your feed
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| Posted 8/20/15 5:53 PM |
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ANR1211
My loves
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Facebook statuses
I read something a while ago that was a meme about not needing the super power to read people's minds because you can just look on Facebook! I swear, people post every single thought they have during the day!
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| Posted 8/20/15 8:47 PM |
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Funkybutt
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Facebook statuses
I just remembered another thing I can't stand - I hate when people post about their daily runs. I get it, you're training for a marathon, but I don't need to see a photo of your shoes at the trail head each day or a screen shot of your Fitbit that shows your distance!
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| Posted 8/20/15 10:12 PM |
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NervousNell
Just another chapter in life..
Member since 11/09 54921 total posts
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Re: Facebook statuses
This reminded me of this thread.
Except he is discussing Instagram, but it's the same concept. And it's hilarious.
Watch your volume he curses a lot, it's beeped out, but ....
I can't with this guy
Message edited 8/21/2015 11:19:45 AM.
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| Posted 8/21/15 11:10 AM |
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Hofstra26
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Re: Facebook statuses
Posted by MrsM84
I'd respond with "BOO!" to maybe help scare the hiccups away?!?! Ha! People are weird.
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| Posted 8/21/15 12:23 PM |
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LIRascal
drama. daily.
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Michelle
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Facebook statuses
I had enough of the chicks drinking shakes and pink things like they f*king enjoy it. Seriously, go enjoy a bagel
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| Posted 8/21/15 1:08 PM |
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StaceyWill
It's a girl!!!
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Re: Facebook statuses
OMG, I LOVE him. That was hysterical!! I think he's my new BFF.
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| Posted 8/21/15 1:12 PM |
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tourist
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Re: Facebook statuses
Posted by MrsM84
I'd respond with "BOO!" to maybe help scare the hiccups away?!?! Ha! People are weird.
I would have come up with some insane home remedy:
Try standing on one foot , with your head bent down & gargle salt walter while signing the national anthem.
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| Posted 8/21/15 1:19 PM |
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Momma2015
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Re: Facebook statuses
Posted by tourist
Posted by MrsM84
I'd respond with "BOO!" to maybe help scare the hiccups away?!?! Ha! People are weird.
I would have come up with some insane home remedy:
Try standing on one foot , with your head bent down & gargle salt walter while signing the national anthem.
I don't know if you meant to say "singing" but signing the national anthem made it twice as funny in my head.
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| Posted 8/21/15 1:48 PM |
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NervousNell
Just another chapter in life..
Member since 11/09 54921 total posts
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Re: Facebook statuses
Posted by StaceyWill
OMG, I LOVE him. That was hysterical!! I think he's my new BFF.
I always say I want to be his friend. He is the best.
"What am I looking at? Your pit pubes? Look at yourself. Look at yourself REAL hard and think about what you're doing"
Message edited 8/21/2015 3:46:06 PM.
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| Posted 8/21/15 3:45 PM |
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