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EckoRed81504
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Did anyone listen to Z100 this morning?? Man with picnic table...
A man was arrested and charged with a felony for having sex with his picnic table.
Married man with young kids..and the neighbor video taped him getting buck naked and doing this.
Is it wierder that the man was having sex with the table or that the neighbor was filming it?? 
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Re: Did anyone listen to Z100 this morning?? Man with picnic table...
this is what he looks like
Art Price, Jr., 40, was seen on four occasions having sex with his picnic table between the hours of 10:30am and Noon.
The tape came from his neighbor, who claims Price would go onto his deck, grab a round, metal table and tilt it on its side. He would then use the hole where the umbrella stands to have sex.
Unfortunately for Price, the act is considered a felony since it took place in close proximity to a school, making it likely that kids could have seen Price in his act.
Police Captain Matt Johnson said "The first video we had, he was completely nude. He would use the hole from the umbrella and have sex with the table."
Price is married and has three school-aged children. He was released on a $20,000 bond.
As for the release, a neighbor, Brice Jacobs, said "He shouldn't be allowed just for the fact that he could do that again, and nude that close to a school. That should be zero tolerance."
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| Posted 4/4/08 3:36 PM |
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EckoRed81504
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Re: Did anyone listen to Z100 this morning?? Man with picnic table...
haha ew. just ew
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| Posted 4/4/08 3:37 PM |
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SweetTooth
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Re: Did anyone listen to Z100 this morning?? Man with picnic table...
There wasn't something better INSIDE the house to do this with?
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| Posted 4/4/08 3:40 PM |
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Re: Did anyone listen to Z100 this morning?? Man with picnic table...
1) Gross!! 
2) I will never look at a picnic table with an umbrella hole the same way again.
3) The neighbor prob figured no one would belive him so he had to tape it.
4) I feel so bad for his wife and kids, they must be so embarassed!! 
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| Posted 4/4/08 3:40 PM |
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MrsMerlot
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Re: Did anyone listen to Z100 this morning?? Man with picnic table...
what bothers me is that the article says he's having sex with the table...
It's not considered sex...it's Jacking Off...no?
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| Posted 4/4/08 3:46 PM |
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headoverheels
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Re: Did anyone listen to Z100 this morning?? Man with picnic table...
OMG his poor family - they must be mortified!
honestly i have heard of some weird fetishes - i think this one makes the top 10 list
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| Posted 4/4/08 3:53 PM |
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ctrain1124
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Re: Did anyone listen to Z100 this morning?? Man with picnic table...
wow this is just sick!!! He gets turned on & satisfied by a picnic table....hmmmm
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| Posted 4/4/08 3:53 PM |
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EckoRed81504
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Re: Did anyone listen to Z100 this morning?? Man with picnic table...
Posted by MrsMerlot
what bothers me is that the article says he's having sex with the table...
It's not considered sex...it's Jacking Off...no?
Yes--that's what I classify it as...
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| Posted 4/4/08 3:56 PM |
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Stacey1403
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Re: Did anyone listen to Z100 this morning?? Man with picnic table...
$5 says he made sure the legs were up
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| Posted 4/4/08 4:03 PM |
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Goldi0218
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Re: Did anyone listen to Z100 this morning?? Man with picnic table...
Gross.
Splinters? Ew.
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| Posted 4/4/08 4:05 PM |
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Stacey1403
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Re: Did anyone listen to Z100 this morning?? Man with picnic table...
Posted by Goldi0218
Gross.
Splinters? Ew.
Nah he looks more like a resin fan
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| Posted 4/4/08 4:06 PM |
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LuvMy2Girls
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Re: Did anyone listen to Z100 this morning?? Man with picnic table...
they must have met at a BBQ and one thing led to another
Another article said he brought the table inside too to have sex with it.
I'm sorry, but this is disturbing and funny all at the same time
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| Posted 4/4/08 4:17 PM |
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Re: Did anyone listen to Z100 this morning?? Man with picnic table...
I'm equally as disturbed that his neighbor videotaped it -- apparently 4 times? 
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| Posted 4/4/08 4:23 PM |
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Goldi0218
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Re: Did anyone listen to Z100 this morning?? Man with picnic table...
This is a "philia" at its finest.
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| Posted 4/4/08 4:26 PM |
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FelAndJon
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Re: Did anyone listen to Z100 this morning?? Man with picnic table...
I heard about this a few days ago, maybe even yesterday. When I heard, my first thought was, is this so much of a problem that there is a law against this making it illegal 
I didn't realize the reason he was arrested was due to the proximity to the school
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| Posted 4/4/08 5:16 PM |
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Re: Did anyone listen to Z100 this morning?? Man with picnic table...
barf
his poor family, imagine eating at that table? or better yet walking around their patio?
Do men really think like this? "mmmm one day, I'm gonna get with that umbrella hole. uh huh."
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| Posted 4/4/08 5:26 PM |
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Re: Did anyone listen to Z100 this morning?? Man with picnic table...
Oh My How disturbing!
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| Posted 4/4/08 5:33 PM |
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ArmyOfBabies
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Re: Did anyone listen to Z100 this morning?? Man with picnic table...
Wouldn't that chaffe (sp?)????
What is wrong with people!!!
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| Posted 4/4/08 6:35 PM |
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FeliciaDP
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Re: Did anyone listen to Z100 this morning?? Man with picnic table...
I can't believe what some people have to do to get off 
YUCK 
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| Posted 4/4/08 7:02 PM |
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PotofLuck06
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Re: Did anyone listen to Z100 this morning?? Man with picnic table...
Posted by SweetTooth
There wasn't something better INSIDE the house to do this with?
You would think that! Why outside??
And why was it video taped 4 times! Watching that 4x, YUCKY!
What some people need to get off!!
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| Posted 4/4/08 7:15 PM |
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Re: Did anyone listen to Z100 this morning?? Man with picnic table...
Message edited 11/17/2011 8:47:44 PM.
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| Posted 4/4/08 8:00 PM |
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Re: Did anyone listen to Z100 this morning?? Man with picnic table...
Posted by imthekevinofcindyandkevin
This just in...
Metal Picnic Table claims it is pregnant from previously reported sexual encounter with Art Price Jr.
Is seeking paternity for child support film at 11.
What an idiot!
I heard the table is really a man.
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| Posted 4/4/08 8:08 PM |
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Phyl
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Re: Did anyone listen to Z100 this morning?? Man with picnic table...
LUBE....lots of LUBE......
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| Posted 4/4/08 8:09 PM |
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Re: Did anyone listen to Z100 this morning?? Man with picnic table...
I remember hearing about a man having sex with a watermelon years ago! I think he cut a hole in it and warmed it up in the microwave first.
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| Posted 4/4/08 8:12 PM |
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