Dear Mom:

I truly truly appreciate the fact that you babysit for 10 month old DD 4 days a week, I don't know what i would do without you...however a couple of things:

a.) when you go to the chinese restaurant, DD does not need to be given a spare rib bone to chew on.

b.) i know she loves the Egg custard you buy at the deli, but she does not need to eat the whole entire adult size portion

c.) she's 10months old, she does not need to eat italian bread and definitely does not need to eat italian bread covered in butter

d.) when you are making lasagna and she is "helping" you, there is no need to reward her by giving her ricotta

e.) adding whole milk to her formula is not something that is recommended, please stop!


your loving daughter,
laura

Re: Dear Mom:

Ugh! I hear you.

Re: Dear Mom:

Can I chime in?

Dear Mom:

I truly, truly appreciate you babysitting the baby 1 day a week and the occassional evenings, etc. when I need coverage. However, Amber is now 3 1/2 and we've been working extremely diligently to get her to overcome her training issues. Why in the world would you then decide to throw a pull ups on her when she had a bag full of clean undies?!? I understand that you want to keep her a "baby" but I don't need to be changing her diaper in college. Please stop!! Love you.

Re: Dear Mom:

I knooooooooooow what you mean... and don't get me started. If I go off the karma angels will be at my door in 3 seconds flat, with the list I have!!