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TheDivineMrsM
2 girls 4 me!
Member since 8/08 7878 total posts
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Mama mama mama....
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Dear...
Dear Body,
What have I done to offend you recently? My skin looks like it belongs of a 13 year-old. I'm cramping in places I didn't know I could get cramps. I'm exhaused. After 29 years of being reliable and sturdy, why are you choosing this month to go crazy?
Just wondering What TF is going on.
Sincerely,
Your owner
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Posted 10/21/09 12:47 PM  |
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queenOFhearts
LIF Adolescent
Member since 9/09 694 total posts
Name:
Jacquie
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Re: Dear...
Dear Body
What happened to my 18 year old body? I would like that one back plz 
Message edited 10/21/2009 1:17:16 PM.
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| Posted 10/21/09 1:17 PM |
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8ternity
<3
Member since 11/08 10586 total posts
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Formally NYPD-Wife
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Re: Dear...
Dear Body,
Why do I think PMS sympotoms (which I've had all my life) are Pregnancy sympotoms!!!
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| Posted 10/21/09 1:30 PM |
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meanddanny
LIF Zygote
Member since 10/09 16 total posts
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Re: Dear...
Dear Dr.
My blood work is in and you know I am going crazy. It is a simple yes or no answer which will take 3 seconds to say so why cant you just call me back???
Patient
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| Posted 10/21/09 1:43 PM |
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Re: Dear...
Dear Body,
You have been about the same for 2 friggen' years. Why now that I am TTC do you screw with me and give me longer cycles than ever before? WHY? YOU give me false hope with all your fake symptoms and late AF's.
Thanks....this definitely gave me a laugh and lightened the situation.
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| Posted 10/21/09 8:38 PM |
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BayB614
LIF Adolescent
Member since 3/09 807 total posts
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Re: Dear...
Dear Egg,
The plan is to make a baby. Why can't you stick to the plan? When Mr. Sperm comes a'knockin, don't be rude. Be a gracious host; let him in and make him feel comfortable. I'm sure you would be very happy together settling down in a nice safe area like my uterus. I think you two could grow and do great things together; you could live happily ever after. Please consider my advice next time he is at your front door and ringing your bell.(  )
Sincerely,
Your Landlord
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| Posted 10/21/09 10:15 PM |
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ajaysmom
LIF Adolescent
Member since 5/05 810 total posts
Name:
Jessica
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Re: Dear...
Posted by BayB614
Dear Egg,
The plan is to make a baby. Why can't you stick to the plan? When Mr. Sperm comes a'knockin, don't be rude. Be a gracious host; let him in and make him feel comfortable. I'm sure you would be very happy together settling down in a nice safe area like my uterus. I think you two could grow and do great things together; you could live happily ever after. Please consider my advice next time he is at your front door and ringing your bell.( )
Sincerely,
Your Landlord
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! I'm hoping mine is knocking right now!! Let him in DAMN IT!!!
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| Posted 10/21/09 11:57 PM |
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