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Leeners
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Eileen
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A female genie swirled out of a bottle & asked Osama Bin Laden with a smile, "Master, may I grant you one wish?"
"You ignorant, unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything", barked Bin Laden.
The shocked genie said, "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever."
Osama thought for a moment. Then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman and said, "Very well, I want to awaken with three white women in my bed in the morning, so just do it and be off with you!"
The annoyed genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared.
The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton.
His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health insurance.
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MissJones
I need a nap!
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Re: Cute
 Don't we wish?
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| Posted 7/21/05 10:41 AM |
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Redhead
You Live, You Learn
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Jennifer
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| Posted 7/21/05 10:49 AM |
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Bebalina
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Re: Cute
good one!
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| Posted 7/21/05 11:04 AM |
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dld4e
I ♥ my boys!
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DJ
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| Posted 7/21/05 11:18 AM |
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lvdolphins
My Loves!
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| Posted 7/21/05 5:16 PM |
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neenie
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Re: Cute
i love this one!
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| Posted 7/21/05 5:58 PM |
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