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Blu-ize
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Susan
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Colleague next to me
Chews gum and cracks her gum all day...it's killing me. I'm only in this office one day a week but it's really annoying...
any words of wisdom? Am I super sensitive today?
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Posted 9/19/07 11:41 AM  |
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nrthshgrl
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Re: Colleague next to me
Words of wisdom - up the ante on this gross out contest - maybe start clipping your nails like Beth's co-worker.
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| Posted 9/19/07 11:43 AM |
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Blu-ize
Plan B is Now Plan A
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Re: Colleague next to me
it would have to be an annoying noise...don't have clippers..hmmm..
Crack, pop, crack....crack..pop..she sounds like a cow chewing as well.
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| Posted 9/19/07 11:48 AM |
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Ophelia
she's baaccckkkk ;)
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remember, when Gulliver traveled....
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Re: Colleague next to me
start playing music (if you don't have a radio, play videos on youtube) and sing quasi-under your breathe.
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| Posted 9/19/07 11:51 AM |
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nrthshgrl
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Re: Colleague next to me
Singing is much more annoying...
Start out with Kung Foo Fighting...
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| Posted 9/19/07 11:52 AM |
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Ophelia
she's baaccckkkk ;)
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remember, when Gulliver traveled....
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Re: Colleague next to me
Kung Fu is great.
also I Will Survive.
I think anything disco era would be perfect.
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| Posted 9/19/07 11:53 AM |
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Blu-ize
Plan B is Now Plan A
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Re: Colleague next to me
Kung Fu fighting!!!!
At least it will be annoying while she is on the phone on personal phone calls.
Everbody was kung fu fighting!
Come on join me!
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| Posted 9/19/07 11:55 AM |
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NewlyMrs
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Re: Colleague next to me
Posted by Blu-ize
Kung Fu fighting!!!!
At least it will be annoying while she is on the phone on personal phone calls.
Everbody was kung fu fighting!
Come on join me!
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| Posted 9/19/07 11:58 AM |
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nrthshgrl
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Re: Colleague next to me
Oh-ho-ho-ho
Oh-ho-ho-ho
Oh-ho-ho-ho
Oh-ho-ho-ho
Everybody was kung fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lighting
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they fought with expert timing
There were funky china men
From funky china town
They were choping them up
They were choping them down
It's an ancient chinese art
And everybody knew their part
From a fainting to a snip
And a kick in from the hip
Everybody was kung fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lighting
In fact it was a little bit frightning-hell yes!
But they fought with expert timing
There was funky Billy Chin And little Sammy Chong
He said: Here comes the big boss-where? where?
Let's get it on
He took a vow and made a stand
Started swaying with the hand
Sudden motion made me skip
Now we're into a brand new trip
Everybody was kung fu fighting-huuh!
Those cats were fast as lighting-ha!
In fact it was a little bit frightning-huuh!
But they did it with expert timing-ha!
How? yeah!
Oh-ho-ho-ho-ha!
Oh-ho-ho-ho-ha!
Oh-ho-ho-ho-huuh!
Oh-ho-ho-ho-
Keep on - Keep on-ha!
Sure now
Everybody was kung fu fighting-huuh!
Those kids were fast as lighting-ha!
In fact it was a little bit frightning-huuh!
Make sure you have expert timing-ha!
Oh--ho-ho-ho Kung Fu Fighting
Has fast as lighting
Oh-ho-ho-ho-huuh!
Oh-ho-ho-ho-ha!
Oh-ho-ho-ho-ha
Keep on-Keep on-Keep on
Oh-ho-ho-ho
Yeah-Yeah
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Message edited 9/19/2007 12:03:36 PM.
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| Posted 9/19/07 12:02 PM |
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MrsBlueSash
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Re: Colleague next to me
Say something. I would HAVE to. I cannot stand cracking and smacking gum. IMO very unprofessional.
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| Posted 9/19/07 12:03 PM |
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Ophelia
she's baaccckkkk ;)
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remember, when Gulliver traveled....
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Re: Colleague next to me
Posted by nrthshgrl
Oh-ho-ho-ho
Oh-ho-ho-ho
Oh-ho-ho-ho
Oh-ho-ho-ho
Everybody was kung fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lighting
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they fought with expert timing
There were funky china men
From funky china town
They were choping them up
They were choping them down
It's an ancient chinese art
And everybody knew their part
From a fainting to a snip
And a kick in from the hip
Everybody was kung fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lighting
In fact it was a little bit frightning-hell yes!
But they fought with expert timing
There was funky Billy Chin And little Sammy Chong
He said: Here comes the big boss-where? where?
Let's get it on
He took a vow and made a stand
Started swaying with the hand
Sudden motion made me skip
Now we're into a brand new trip
Everybody was kung fu fighting-huuh!
Those cats were fast as lighting-ha!
In fact it was a little bit frightning-huuh!
But they did it with expert timing-ha!
How? yeah!
Oh-ho-ho-ho-ha!
Oh-ho-ho-ho-ha!
Oh-ho-ho-ho-huuh!
Oh-ho-ho-ho-
Keep on - Keep on-ha!
Sure now
Everybody was kung fu fighting-huuh!
Those kids were fast as lighting-ha!
In fact it was a little bit frightning-huuh!
Make sure you have expert timing-ha!
Oh--ho-ho-ho Kung Fu Fighting
Has fast as lighting
Oh-ho-ho-ho-huuh!
Oh-ho-ho-ho-ha!
Oh-ho-ho-ho-ha
Keep on-Keep on-Keep on
Oh-ho-ho-ho
Yeah-Yeah
I love this song, for real. when I was a wee lass, I was a HUGE Kung Fu fan. Bruce Lee was my first crush.
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| Posted 9/19/07 12:03 PM |
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Blu-ize
Plan B is Now Plan A
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Susan
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Re: Colleague next to me
DH watches nothing but Kung Fu HD channel these days.
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| Posted 9/19/07 12:20 PM |
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Blu-ize
Plan B is Now Plan A
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Susan
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Re: Colleague next to me
Ok, tell me how to do this compassionately or nicely? It's killing me!!!
It's the same tasteless piece of gum she's been chewing for 3 hrs.
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| Posted 9/19/07 12:29 PM |
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SweetestOfPeas
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Re: Colleague next to me
I would innocently blurt out "what that noise??! UGH"
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| Posted 9/19/07 12:38 PM |
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Blu-ize
Plan B is Now Plan A
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Susan
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Re: Colleague next to me
nah, don't want to be obnoxious...just want to handle it professionally.
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| Posted 9/19/07 12:38 PM |
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GenLCSW
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Re: Colleague next to me
Posted by nrthshgrl
Words of wisdom - up the ante on this gross out contest - maybe start clipping your nails like Beth's co-worker.
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| Posted 9/19/07 12:48 PM |
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Blu-ize
Plan B is Now Plan A
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Susan
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Re: Colleague next to me
crisis averted...she gave up the gum.
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| Posted 9/19/07 12:59 PM |
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Blu-ize
Plan B is Now Plan A
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Susan
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Re: Colleague next to me
ok, now she's singing...
Hey Jude...
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| Posted 9/19/07 1:01 PM |
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NewlyMrs
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Re: Colleague next to me
Posted by Blu-ize
ok, now she's singing...
Hey Jude...
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| Posted 9/19/07 1:02 PM |
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mommy924
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Re: Colleague next to me
How about whistling or pen tapping.
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| Posted 9/19/07 1:19 PM |
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Blu-ize
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Susan
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Re: Colleague next to me
I think I'm going to do a full all out drum solo!
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| Posted 9/19/07 1:20 PM |
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Tine73
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Re: Colleague next to me
ask her for a piece and do the same!
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| Posted 9/19/07 2:11 PM |
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Blu-ize
Plan B is Now Plan A
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Susan
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Re: Colleague next to me
Posted by Tine73
ask her for a piece and do the same!
you are so smart
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| Posted 9/19/07 2:12 PM |
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