CDC: "Options to Reduce Quarantine..."

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I love this part....

Quarantine is intended to physically separate a person exposed to COVID-19 from others. Secondary transmission of infection is especially efficient within households.8-10 Thus, when housing is shared (e.g., households or co-housed persons such as families, incarcerated persons, students, or military recruits), every effort should be made to physically separate the quarantined person from others such as by having the quarantined person reside alone in a separate closed room or closed area and with exclusive use of their own bathroom. When this separation is not possible, then the household members risk exposure to COVID-19 if the quarantined person develops the illness.

Sure, because every American household has a separate wing of their house for each person.... how many people can have a dedicated bathroom for each person? I know it's only a "suggestion", but still...

More clueless people who have no clue about the real world.

My plan, and I'm sure most people's plans are that I would go to our cabin upstate with my Driver, DW and the Butler could go to our summer home in the Carolinas, DS could stay at the main house with the Gardener, and DD could go to our Hamptons cottage with the Maid.

I would use the chateau in France, but the borders are closed right now...

See, easy solution....

My friends who have had their 4-7 year olds quarantine have been asked if their kids have their own bathrooms lol. Um, no...

Why would they even ask such a stupid question?
If you did, you'd be using them.
If you don't- well are you supposed to call a contractor in to add bathrooms?
Dumb ass question.

Omg I can’t even deal with the amount of stupidity that comes out of peoples mouths now a days. And the amount of privilege that is shown to ask these dumb @ss questions or set these unrealistic guidelines. Basically if you aren’t rich or have a certain lifestyle then you are the problem during this pandemic.

Honestly. I mean people should have really planned better for a pandemic.
They should have enough money that only one parent has to work to deal with the schools shutting down for months on end.
Or they shouldn't have kids at all if they can't do that
They should have large homes with a bathroom for every person and separate quarantining areas.
Even better, own 2 homes so they can more easily separate a sick family member
Seriously how short sighted we Americans are.

Yeah, and I mean, we'll have to decide which one family member gets to use the kitchen. Everyone else is SOL for two weeks.

You don’t have that? I make sure we always have a chef kitchen for each breathing body in our household. Even the dogs have their own quarters. And don’t worry if my son can’t cook for himself, that’s what private chefs are for. Don’t worry again darling, they wear masks, so it’s totes allowed.

(Side note: these comments remind me of the parody IG Account Norisblackbook. It’s hysterical because she’s always talking down on “poor” people lol.)

Oh no! My dog does not have his own quarters. I shall reach out to my contractor immediately to correct this heinous oversight.

Fortunately since he sh!ts in the yard, I need only build an extra bedroom for him, not an extra bathroom.

My dog is too bougie to sh!t outside.