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MrsMaz
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Can I strangle him???
I was doing some cleaning earlier and DUMB husband was taking care of Michael while I did what I had to do. After a while Michael was tired and cranky so I told DH to give him a bath this way afterwards he'd take his bottle and fall to sleep easily. Anyhow, DH was in the bathroom with Mikey for at least a half an hour. A little while later I go downstairs and start to play with Mikey and notice that he doesn't smell nice??? So I ask DH if he put lotion on him like we always do after his baths. DH says no he didn't put lotion. OK not a big deal he forgot. A few minutes later I go into the bathroom to tidy up because DH left it messy and I notice that it doesn't smell like Mikey's baby soap or any soap at all??? I feel his wash cloth and it's dry??? My MORON husband supposedly gave the baby a bath but didn't use any soap nor did he even wipe him with the wash cloth!!!!!!!!
HOW THE H E L L IS THAT CONSIDERED A BATH???
To make matters worse when I brought it to his attention that the baby still had not had a real bath (since he wasn't even cleaned all he did was sit in the water for 30 minutes) I told him to please REALLY give the baby a bath because he needed it and it would help him sleep. He said he's fine and then even though I asked him to please do it he refused to??? W T F?
Geez I asked him nicely the first 2-3 times but now I'm friggin LIVID and he's sooo gonna get it! Who does that??? Is this how we are going to teach our son to clean himself? Sit in water for a while and then get out? I'll show DH I'll wash his underwear the same way he washed the baby NO SOAP!!!! Let him run around smelling like butt for a while. I'm too PO'd to want to be near him anyway so it won't bother me!!!
Message edited 8/21/2005 11:00:23 AM.
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momAGAIN
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Re: Can I strangle him???
men i swear most of them are the same! Good idea about the underware
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| Posted 8/20/05 10:02 PM |
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IrishTracy
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Re: Can I strangle him???
Men can't live w/ them can't shoot em!!
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| Posted 8/20/05 10:52 PM |
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sunny
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Re: Can I strangle him???
Posted by MrsMaz
I'll show DH I'll wash his underwear the same way he washed the baby NO SOAP!!!! Let him run around smelling like butt for a while I'm too PO'd to want to be near him anyway so it won't bother me!!!
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| Posted 8/20/05 11:05 PM |
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Tany
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Re: Can I strangle him???
Posted by sunny
Posted by MrsMaz
I'll show DH I'll wash his underwear the same way he washed the baby NO SOAP!!!! Let him run around smelling like butt for a while I'm too PO'd to want to be near him anyway so it won't bother me!!!
I'm sorry, I would be pi$sed too but this was too funny.
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| Posted 8/20/05 11:20 PM |
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Re: Can I strangle him???
Posted by sunny
Posted by MrsMaz
I'll show DH I'll wash his underwear the same way he washed the baby NO SOAP!!!! Let him run around smelling like butt for a while I'm too PO'd to want to be near him anyway so it won't bother me!!!
That sounds like something my DH would do. 
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| Posted 8/21/05 12:25 AM |
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Tah-wee-ZAH
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Re: Can I strangle him???
I would be upset to.
1. It's not like you had your feet up eating bon-bons... you were cleaning.
2. Hello... soap! It would be one thing if he used regular soap and forgot to use the baby wash.
3. You asked him to correct HIS mistake and he said no.
I say don't wash the underwear at all. He's a big boy and should be able to figure it out. You seem to have enough to do.
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| Posted 8/21/05 8:40 AM |
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LadyPrincess
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Re: Can I strangle him???
Posted by IrishTracy
Men can't live w/ them can't shoot em!!
soooooooo true
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| Posted 8/21/05 6:37 PM |
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megsmom
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Re: Can I strangle him???
I'll show DH I'll wash his underwear the same way he washed the baby NO SOAP!!!! Let him run around smelling like butt for a while. I'm too PO'd to want to be near him anyway so it won't bother me!!!
Do it Do it...
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| Posted 8/21/05 7:39 PM |
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dld4e
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Re: Can I strangle him???
Wow.....would HE take a shower w/out soap and shampoo? Unbelievable!
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| Posted 8/22/05 10:01 AM |
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BaroqueMama
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Re: Can I strangle him???
Posted by dld4e
Wow.....would HE take a shower w/out soap and shampoo? Unbelievable!
OOO! OOO! GREAT IDEA! You need to HIDE all the soap and shampoo and deodorant before morning so that he has to go to work smelly (Ok, probably not feasible, but what a great thing to fantasize about!)
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QuoteTheRaven424
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Re: Can I strangle him???
hey, that wouldn't bother me
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| Posted 8/23/05 9:44 AM |
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boosh1002
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Re: Can I strangle him???
Posted by CaptainCharisma424
hey, that wouldn't bother me
typical male response
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| Posted 8/23/05 9:57 AM |
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QuoteTheRaven424
22 Months?!!!!
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Re: Can I strangle him???
Posted by boosh1002
Posted by CaptainCharisma424
hey, that wouldn't bother me
typical male response
hey, the guy made a mistake, gotta stick up for my brethren
no need to crucify him
besides, retaliation on the wife's part will only beget retaliation on the husband's part anyway
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| Posted 8/23/05 10:26 AM |
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boosh1002
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Re: Can I strangle him???
hey, the guy made a mistake, gotta stick up for my brethren
no need to crucify him
besides, retaliation on the wife's part will only beget retaliation on the husband's part anyway
ok mr. know it all
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| Posted 8/23/05 10:56 AM |
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