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Kate07
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BEWARE OF RETURNING ITEMS TO THIS STORE
     
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neenie
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Re: BEWARE OF RETURNING ITEMS TO THIS STORE
i remember i HATED that skit when it came out.. BUT.. i was saying simma down NA for months afterwards
TAKE IT BACK NA!
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| Posted 12/6/06 1:00 PM |
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Shorty
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Re: BEWARE OF RETURNING ITEMS TO THIS STORE
i don't even need to watch - i know exactly what it is!!!
SIMMMMMMMMMMAAAHH
DONNNNNNNNNN
NAH!
One of my favorites
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| Posted 12/6/06 1:03 PM |
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SweetestOfPeas
J'taime Paris!
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Re: BEWARE OF RETURNING ITEMS TO THIS STORE
I miss Cheri Oterri!!
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| Posted 12/6/06 1:26 PM |
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JE7391
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Message edited 11/29/2007 3:27:05 PM.
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| Posted 12/6/06 1:37 PM |
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Kate07
Feel better my little guy!
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Kate
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Re: BEWARE OF RETURNING ITEMS TO THIS STORE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1CemPUspCI
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| Posted 12/6/06 2:24 PM |
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MelToddJulia
Love my Family!
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| Posted 12/6/06 3:19 PM |
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LIMOMx2
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Re: BEWARE OF RETURNING ITEMS TO THIS STORE
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| Posted 12/6/06 3:42 PM |
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luvsbob4603
To a healthy 2013
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To a brand new year to a healthier me
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Re: BEWARE OF RETURNING ITEMS TO THIS STORE
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| Posted 12/6/06 4:04 PM |
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Phyl
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Re: BEWARE OF RETURNING ITEMS TO THIS STORE
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| Posted 12/6/06 5:47 PM |
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Re: BEWARE OF RETURNING ITEMS TO THIS STORE
That woman makes me pee in ma pants na!!!!!
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| Posted 12/6/06 6:03 PM |
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Kate07
Feel better my little guy!
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Re: BEWARE OF RETURNING ITEMS TO THIS STORE
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That's Colette Reardon.!!! I'm more partial to NADEEEEENNNN but I enjoy the prescription lady too!
Collette: Hi. I need to get some… prescriptions filled. Where’s Cliff?
Don: Uh, Cliff’s at lunch. I’m Don. Wow, that’s a lot of prescriptions. Let’s see what we have here. Percodan, 1000 mg, 500 count?
Collette: Boating accident. Bruised my arm. Dr. Randazo thought I just need to take some Bufferin. For the bruise. But I sensed a touch of bursitis, so, better safe than—well, you know the rest.
Don: So, are you taking any other medications?
Collette: Well this morning I was feeling a little sluggish, so I popped a handful of Benzadrine, to get a jumpstart, you know, just a quick pick-me-up. I got errands.
Don: There’s a new pick-me-up you could try. It’s called coffee.
Collette: HA HA!
Don: I’m serious. All right, you also need a gallon jar of powdered Dilaudid?
Collette: Per Dr. Doug Yoshiki. My ear, nose and throat guy.
Don: You know, you gotta be careful with that stuff. It’s like powdered heroin.
Collette: Tell me about it. I’m diabetic.
Don: It says to inject 500 mg 12 times a day? Are you sure that’s a correct dosage?
Collette: Funny story. Dr. Swicklis got me on Darvan and Demorol. Fine. Dr. Aku has me on Tritescaline, Prozac and Thiazine.
Don: Thiazine the steroid?
Collette: Let me finish, Don. Long story short, I’m late for my hairdresser’s funeral, I cut across the lawn, slip on a fresh crap, and voila! Guess who bruised two fingers?
Don: Collette Reardon…
Collette: That’s me! So there’s that, on top of the grief, well, you must imagine how depressed I was, luckily I find five tabs of lithium at the bottom of my purse, but Mashigian, my OB/GYN, says I probably shouldn’t mix prescriptions on account of the drinking, Don. So what he suggests? The Dilaudid. Surprise!
Don: Big surprise. All right, next we have 65 mg phenobarbitol…
Collette: The same one the Heaven’s Gate’s kids used.
Don: Hold the vodka.
Collette: HA HA!
Don: I’m serious. All right, this one says 1000 buttons of religious-quality peyote.
Collette: Dr. Steve Longshoe. Practices medicine on the reservation. Good kid. GOOD KID!
Don: Mrs. Reardon, I’m not sure your HMO carries peyote, I’m not sure we even carry peyote, but why don’t you have a seat in our waiting area right over there—
Collette: I know where it is, eye candy. Say, this may be the Benzedrine talking, but you’re a slice of man meat, and this prescription says take with food, huh?
Don: Here’s a Whitman sampler on the house, now please, wait over there.
Collette: Okay.
Don: (on phone) Yes, Dr. Steve Longshoe, please. Uh, yes, doctor, I just wanted to check on a patient of yours, Collette Reardon?
Collette: Tell him I said hi, Don.
Don: (on phone) No, I didn’t mean to suggest anything, Dr. Longshoe. Okay. Yeah. Just stay off the firewater. No, I’m serious.
Collette: (singing to herself) “Little ditty ‘bout Jack and Diane, two American kids living in the heartland.”
Don: All right, Mrs. Reardon, everything seems to check out. Here are your medications.
Collette: Thanks, Don. Ooo, I better take my pills and get to work. You gotta be in top form, Don, when you’re driving a schoolbus full of kindergarteners.
Don: You gotta be careful, Mrs. Reardon. You make Courtney Love look like Amy Grant.
Collette: HA HA! Don!
Don: I’m serious.
Message edited 12/6/2006 6:13:17 PM.
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| Posted 12/6/06 6:10 PM |
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Phyl
R.I.P. Sweet Mia ♥
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Re: BEWARE OF RETURNING ITEMS TO THIS STORE
Gawd I LOVE it!!!
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| Posted 12/6/06 6:24 PM |
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jerrysgirl
I love my hot dog!!
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| Posted 12/6/06 7:27 PM |
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Melbernai
I am a lucky Momma!
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Re: BEWARE OF RETURNING ITEMS TO THIS STORE
okay, i need a video of the prescription lady!
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| Posted 12/6/06 9:35 PM |
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ssbride05
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Re: BEWARE OF RETURNING ITEMS TO THIS STORE
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| Posted 12/6/06 9:36 PM |
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Kate07
Feel better my little guy!
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Kate
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Re: BEWARE OF RETURNING ITEMS TO THIS STORE
I like the other one with Nadeen working at the hospital and Juliana Marguiles is the Dr.
(Tracy Morgan) comes up
Man With Severed Hand: Excuse me, excuse me, I’ve been simmering for about three hours. I think I’m gonna pass out. I don’t know how much longer my hand can last.
[He raises a plastic bag which holds a severed hand on ice.]
Nadeen: Sir, sir, may I ask you to help yourself to this magazine... [hands it to him] ...while I contact ya proper insurance carriah. Now tell me, who has your association been with? Blue Cross? Blue Shield?
Man With Severed Hand: No, I’m with an HMO.
Nadeen: Well, in that case, I want you ta take this “War and Peace”... [hands him thick copy of “War and Peace”] ...sit yaself down on a low heat, and continya to simma.
[He walks morosely away.]
Nadeen: [lifts bag] Take ya hand na!! Take ya hand na!!
[He fetches his hand and scurries back. A moment later, a man in a leather jacket walks up with a cigarette in his hand.]
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| Posted 12/6/06 10:11 PM |
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