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MrsG123
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Re: Best Jury Duty Summons Response...EVER
Posted by MrsPJB2007
I would rather count the wrinkles on my dog's balls than sit on a jury..Smoking Gun
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Re: Best Jury Duty Summons Response...EVER
if he doesnt like our 'justice system' then maybe he should leave. 
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| Posted 5/1/09 2:56 PM |
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SuperLRN
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Re: Best Jury Duty Summons Response...EVER
OMG, that is hysterical.
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| Posted 5/1/09 3:36 PM |
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1stimemom
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Re: Best Jury Duty Summons Response...EVER
Posted by imthecindyofcindyandkevin
It's Friday!! 
That was my first thought!
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| Posted 5/1/09 3:44 PM |
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hbugal
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Re: Best Jury Duty Summons Response...EVER
He should really consider having his dog neuterd...it would help control the pet population...
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| Posted 5/1/09 3:51 PM |
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2BEANS
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Re: Best Jury Duty Summons Response...EVER
Posted by smdl
OMG!!! They might just take him just to teach him a lesson.
I think out of the fear of him showing up with a gun, they might just excuse him for life.. 
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| Posted 5/1/09 4:12 PM |
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nrthshgrl
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Re: Best Jury Duty Summons Response...EVER
Note to self: Do not get arrested in Minnesota.
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| Posted 5/1/09 4:14 PM |
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stayandjohn
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Re: Best Jury Duty Summons Response...EVER
Posted by nrthshgrl
Note to self: Do not get arrested in Minnesota.[/QUOTE
Actually the guy is from Montana lol
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| Posted 5/1/09 4:19 PM |
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MeNBobs
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Re: Best Jury Duty Summons Response...EVER
Posted by hbugal
He should really consider having his dog neuterd...it would help control the pet population...
Then he could count the wrinkles on Bob Barker's balls.
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| Posted 5/1/09 4:19 PM |
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2BEANS
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Re: Best Jury Duty Summons Response...EVER
Posted by MeNBobs
Posted by hbugal
He should really consider having his dog neuterd...it would help control the pet population...
Then he could count the wrinkles on Bob Barker's balls.
Now thats alot of wrinkles.
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| Posted 5/1/09 4:21 PM |
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WhatNow
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Re: Best Jury Duty Summons Response...EVER
Well put!!!
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| Posted 5/1/09 4:34 PM |
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Re: Best Jury Duty Summons Response...EVER
And the result, according to the article:
The document, of course, did not sit well with court officials and led a judge to threaten to jail Slye. But after being summoned to court, Slye apologized for the affidavit and avoided being cited on a criminal failure to appear rap. And he also was excused from serving on a jury.
.......I assume there was at least a threat of contempt charges.
Message edited 5/1/2009 5:44:54 PM.
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| Posted 5/1/09 5:44 PM |
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Phyl
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Re: Best Jury Duty Summons Response...EVER
Posted by 2BEANS
Posted by MeNBobs
Posted by hbugal
He should really consider having his dog neuterd...it would help control the pet population...
Then he could count the wrinkles on Bob Barker's balls.
Now thats alot of wrinkles.
I just snorted! LMAO!
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| Posted 5/1/09 7:50 PM |
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Stacey1403
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Re: Best Jury Duty Summons Response...EVER
Me Too!!
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| Posted 5/1/09 8:17 PM |
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MrsERod
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Re: Best Jury Duty Summons Response...EVER
classic
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| Posted 5/1/09 10:04 PM |
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Jackie24
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Re: Best Jury Duty Summons Response...EVER
Posted by mikeandjess
Posted by MrsFab
wow imagine the poor worker that had to open that!
It would have made my day if I opened that!
Me too!!!!!!!!!
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| Posted 5/1/09 10:29 PM |
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RockysGirl
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Re: Best Jury Duty Summons Response...EVER
OMG that is sooooo funny!!!
"I would rather count the wrinkles on my dog's balls than sit on a jury." Wouldn't we all! lol.
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| Posted 5/2/09 12:17 AM |
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DebG
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Re: Best Jury Duty Summons Response...EVER
So it's ok to be a citizen here and get all the rights but the one duty you have you can't even do tat? That leads me to believe that you never step up to all change all the other things that bother you about this country so now I have no respect for you.
If you're gonna talk the talk
get off your butt and rally for the change
Sounds like a nice was to cop out of a simple jury duty.
wusp
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| Posted 5/2/09 1:25 AM |
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KarenG2003
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Re: Best Jury Duty Summons Response...EVER
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BriBri2u
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Re: Best Jury Duty Summons Response...EVER
This was great...
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Re: Best Jury Duty Summons Response...EVER
Posted by DebG
So it's ok to be a citizen here and get all the rights but the one duty you have you can't even do tat? That leads me to believe that you never step up to all change all the other things that bother you about this country so now I have no respect for you.
If you're gonna talk the talk
get off your butt and rally for the change
Sounds like a nice was to cop out of a simple jury duty.
wusp
thanks! i thought i was the only one who saw it like this!!!
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| Posted 5/2/09 10:01 AM |
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SweetestOfPeas
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Re: Best Jury Duty Summons Response...EVER
I don't find that funny at all 
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| Posted 5/2/09 11:01 AM |
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mrswask
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Re: Best Jury Duty Summons Response...EVER
What a jackarse.
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| Posted 5/2/09 11:14 AM |
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mrsej
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Re: Best Jury Duty Summons Response...EVER
Posted by Slightly-Taller
Posted by DebG
So it's ok to be a citizen here and get all the rights but the one duty you have you can't even do tat? That leads me to believe that you never step up to all change all the other things that bother you about this country so now I have no respect for you.
If you're gonna talk the talk
get off your butt and rally for the change
Sounds like a nice was to cop out of a simple jury duty.
wusp
thanks! i thought i was the only one who saw it like this!!!
I agree with both of you - like i said, I work in the court system and hear all of these lame excuses why people can't do jury duty. I always can't wait for people to be arrested or sued and then sit there and see the pathetic group of people they are left to pick jurors from b/c everyone else had "excuses" as to why they can't sit. That is why you hear these totally absurd and nonsenical verdicts. As I stated in my previous post, what is so hard about jury duty? I don't get it. It is once every 6 years. Hardly an inconvenience for an incredibly important function.
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HomeIsWithU
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Re: Best Jury Duty Summons Response...EVER
Posted by mrsej
Posted by Slightly-Taller
Posted by DebG
So it's ok to be a citizen here and get all the rights but the one duty you have you can't even do tat? That leads me to believe that you never step up to all change all the other things that bother you about this country so now I have no respect for you.
If you're gonna talk the talk
get off your butt and rally for the change
Sounds like a nice was to cop out of a simple jury duty.
wusp
thanks! i thought i was the only one who saw it like this!!!
I agree with both of you - like i said, I work in the court system and hear all of these lame excuses why people can't do jury duty. I always can't wait for people to be arrested or sued and then sit there and see the pathetic group of people they are left to pick jurors from b/c everyone else had "excuses" as to why they can't sit. That is why you hear these totally absurd and nonsenical verdicts. As I stated in my previous post, what is so hard about jury duty? I don't get it. It is once every 6 years. Hardly an inconvenience for an incredibly important function.
I agree -- I dont find this amusing at all. Our govn't doesnt ask for much in return. Is it really all that difficult to sit through jury duty once every 6 years? And why is HE exempt but everyone else has to do it?
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