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EricaAlt
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Bathroom Situation...
What do you do in a public bathroom when you just have to pee, but a little fart   comes out?! 
I know when it happens to someone else and I'm in the bathroom I laugh to myself. Soo bad, but farts crack me up.
If I do it and it's one other person sometimes I wait for them to leave or I come out and act like nothing happened.
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Blu-ize
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Re: Bathroom Situation...
Are you 5?
Sh!t happens...so do farts..
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| Posted 9/3/09 11:01 AM |
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EricaAlt
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Re: Bathroom Situation...
Posted by Blu-ize
Are you 5?
Sh!t happens...so do farts..
Nooo... but a kid at heart. Hey, I laugh when my 3 month old farts.
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| Posted 9/3/09 11:03 AM |
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Re: Bathroom Situation...
Posted by EricaAlt
Posted by Blu-ize
Are you 5?
Sh!t happens...so do farts..
Nooo... but a kid at heart. Hey, I laugh when my 3 month old farts.
Now that's funny...
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| Posted 9/3/09 11:07 AM |
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lovemy2boys
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Re: Bathroom Situation...
I try not to if someone I know is in the bathroom LOL
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| Posted 9/3/09 11:08 AM |
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springchick
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Re: Bathroom Situation...
I do the same thing, I wait for the bathroom to be empty to go out of the stall lol
edit: because I dont know what I'm writting lol
Message edited 9/3/2009 12:27:47 PM.
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| Posted 9/3/09 11:16 AM |
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heathergirl
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Re: Bathroom Situation...
Posted by springchick
I do the same thing, I wait for the bathroom to be empty to go out of the stool lol
stool.
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| Posted 9/3/09 11:42 AM |
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Re: Bathroom Situation...
Message edited 11/29/2011 4:25:54 PM.
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| Posted 9/3/09 11:55 AM |
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headoverheels
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Re: Bathroom Situation...
Posted by imthekevinofcindyandkevin
just say really loud "hey how'd a duck get in here???!!!"
this is what DH does. at home or in public. he also blames it on our son. i'm not fooled.
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| Posted 9/3/09 12:01 PM |
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anonttcer
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Re: Bathroom Situation...
I seriously love this thread more than any other today.
I wanted to quote a response- but I'd have to quote all.
So.. to all!
Stool.
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| Posted 9/3/09 12:18 PM |
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Goobster
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Re: Bathroom Situation...
You cough or tap your foot, duh. 
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| Posted 9/3/09 12:25 PM |
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springchick
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Re: Bathroom Situation...
Posted by springchick
I do the same thing, I wait for the bathroom to be empty to go out of the stool lol
LMAO this is what happen when you try to multitask
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| Posted 9/3/09 12:26 PM |
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Re: Bathroom Situation...
women never fart..but they're always around a dog that does...bad doggie!
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| Posted 9/3/09 12:39 PM |
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HoneyBadger
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Re: Bathroom Situation...
I'm dying...this thread is hysterical!!
To the OP: I'm totally with you, farts make me laugh. I don't know why, but they do!!
In fairness, I'm not really laughing at the person who farted but more so at the sound. Case in point I even giggle when I fart.
Yeah I know this is behavior is COMPLETELY childish but what can I say??
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HeathKernandez
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Re: Bathroom Situation...
Posted by Blu-ize
women never fart..but they're always around a dog that does...bad doggie!
or a baby.... it s*CKED when my son was able to say 'that wasn't me!!!' upon me going 'whew.... aidan you must have something in your dyp...'
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| Posted 9/3/09 12:58 PM |
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Re: Bathroom Situation...
Posted by Goobster
You cough or tap your foot, duh.
Or flush!
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| Posted 9/3/09 1:46 PM |
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leighdvm
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Re: Bathroom Situation...
Posted by Jennie0898
I'm dying...this thread is hysterical!!
To the OP: I'm totally with you, farts make me laugh. I don't know why, but they do!!
In fairness, I'm not really laughing at the person who farted but more so at the sound. Case in point I even giggle when I fart.
Yeah I know this is behavior is COMPLETELY childish but what can I say??
I'm 38 and still giggle at farts! I put a whoopee cushion on my DH's chair and was dying laughing!
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| Posted 9/3/09 2:31 PM |
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EricaAlt
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Re: Bathroom Situation...
Posted by leighdvm
Posted by Jennie0898
I'm dying...this thread is hysterical!!
To the OP: I'm totally with you, farts make me laugh. I don't know why, but they do!!
In fairness, I'm not really laughing at the person who farted but more so at the sound. Case in point I even giggle when I fart.
Yeah I know this is behavior is COMPLETELY childish but what can I say??
I'm 38 and still giggle at farts! I put a whoopee cushion on my DH's chair and was dying laughing!
That's great!! Yes... no matter how old I get the sound of a fart makes me laugh... childish and immature, but that's the part that keeps me young. Sometimes I don't think DH appreciates the sound as much as me... he rolls his eyes and I'm hysterical.
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Re: Bathroom Situation...
I actually try and make my shoe make a similar noise.. so maybe they will think it was that and not a fart.. Dont think anyone believes it tho.
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Re: Bathroom Situation...
Posted by Blu-ize
women never fart..but they're always around a dog that does...bad doggie!
this reminds me of when my neigherbor and I were kids..
His words "Girls dont fart they poofie"
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HoneyBadger
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Re: Bathroom Situation...
Posted by leighdvm
Posted by Jennie0898
I'm dying...this thread is hysterical!!
To the OP: I'm totally with you, farts make me laugh. I don't know why, but they do!!
In fairness, I'm not really laughing at the person who farted but more so at the sound. Case in point I even giggle when I fart.
Yeah I know this is behavior is COMPLETELY childish but what can I say??
I'm 38 and still giggle at farts! I put a whoopee cushion on my DH's chair and was dying laughing!
See? This makes me feel so much better b/c I'm 32!!
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Posted by headoverheels
Posted by imthekevinofcindyandkevin
just say really loud "hey how'd a duck get in here???!!!"
this is what DH does. at home or in public. he also blames it on our son. i'm not fooled.
Mine blames it on our cat as he is laughing hysterically. He also has the humor of a 2 year old.
And this whole thread is cracking me up!
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Re: Bathroom Situation...
Posted by heathergirl
Posted by springchick
I do the same thing, I wait for the bathroom to be empty to go out of the stool lol
stool.
Freudian slip!
Yes, farts are funny, as long as it is not your DH ripping a nasty one in the car with the windows up when you are already suffering from morning sickness 
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