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DebG
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A topic to make us smile
The cheesy joke thread...doesn't matter where you learned it just share the ones you know.
PS Cheeeesy not DIRTY joke thread (feel free to start a separate one if that is what you are looking for/need.
I worked for a magician once. After we got done with a show and the magicican was driving me home I learned that I too knew some magic!
I learned that if I placed my hand on his thigh I could get him to turn into a motel
Message edited 1/19/2008 11:42:44 PM.
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MrsERod
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Re: A topic to make us smile
Congrats Deb! that joke is cheesy AND dirty! 
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| Posted 1/19/08 11:44 PM |
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Goldi0218
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Re: zA topic to make us smile
A woman goes to a supermarket and buys:
One apple
One roll of toilet paper
One can of tuna fish
One roll
and
One can of green beans
She goes up to the checkout counter and the guy says to her:
"You must be single."
To which she replies:
"Why because I bought one of everything?"
And he says:
"No, because you are so effing UGLY."
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| Posted 1/19/08 11:44 PM |
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NewlyMrs
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Re: A topic to make us smile
very cute!!!!!!!
You made me smile
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| Posted 1/19/08 11:44 PM |
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DebG
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Re: A topic to make us smile
D'oh
I am a dum dum
wasn't thinking it was dirty but it is.
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| Posted 1/19/08 11:45 PM |
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DebG
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Re: A topic to make us smile
Leslie
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| Posted 1/19/08 11:46 PM |
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DebG
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Re: A topic to make us smile
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent
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MrsERod
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Re: A topic to make us smile
What is green and smells?
The Hulk's fart.
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| Posted 1/19/08 11:52 PM |
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MrsERod
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Re: A topic to make us smile
Posted by DebG
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent
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| Posted 1/19/08 11:53 PM |
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BRod-Cheng
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Re: A topic to make us smile
What kind of bees make milk?
boobies.
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| Posted 1/19/08 11:57 PM |
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DebG
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Re: A topic to make us smile
Deja Moo- My new "name"
What is Deja Moo?
The feeling you've heard this bull before 
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| Posted 1/20/08 12:00 AM |
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MrsERod
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Re: A topic to make us smile
How do you make a blonde's eyes sparkle?
Shine a torch into her ear.
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| Posted 1/20/08 12:06 AM |
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Phyl
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Re: A topic to make us smile
What do you get when a blonde sticks her head in the freezer?
Frosted Flakes....
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Phyl
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Re: A topic to make us smile
What's Irish and lives outside??
Patio Furniture
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| Posted 1/20/08 12:12 AM |
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MrsERod
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Re: A topic to make us smile
Why don't oysters give to charity?
Because they're shellfish.
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| Posted 1/20/08 12:12 AM |
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DebG
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Re: A topic to make us smile
bahhahahah
i feel better, yours are a ton more cheezzz than mine.
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| Posted 1/20/08 12:28 AM |
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skip123
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Re: A topic to make us smile
A string walks into a bar.
He asks for a shot of tequilla. The bartender replys "Sorry we don't serve strings". So the string leaves.
The next day, the same string walks back into the bar. He asks for a shot of tequilla. The bartender replys "Sorry we do not serve strings, please go away."
The following day the string stands outside the bar debating about whether to go in or not. He ties himself in a knot and frays the bottom of the string.
He goes in and asks for a shot of tequilla. The bartender replys "Hey aren't you that string that's been coming in here all the time."
They string replys "No I'm a frayed knot".
tee hee
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Myrockette
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Re: A topic to make us smile
A teacher asks her class, "If there are five birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny.
"None, they all fly away with the first gunshot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is four, but I like your thinking." Then Little Johnny says, "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
"The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on... but I like your thinking."
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sunflowerjesss
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Re: A topic to make us smile
How do you confuse a blonde?
Give her a bag of m&m's and tell her to alphabetize them.
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Bxgell2
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Re: A topic to make us smile
A man walks into a bar...
And says "OUCH"
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Domino
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Re: A topic to make us smile
A man walks into a bar....
and says "ouch"
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MrsRbk
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Re: A topic to make us smile
Posted by Bxgell2
A man walks into a bar...
And says "OUCH"
I was JUST about to post this same joke!
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Bxgell2
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Re: A topic to make us smile
Posted by MrsRbk
Posted by Bxgell2
A man walks into a bar...
And says "OUCH"
I was JUST about to post this same joke!
And so did Domino! I guess there a few like-minded people on here
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Domino
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Re: A topic to make us smile
I'm PIMP how is that possible that we all thought of the same joke at the same time!!!
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IrishTracy
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Re: A topic to make us smile
Whats brown & sticky?
A Stick.
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