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MrsERod
Praying for Everyone.
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Got this in an email...
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
4. Rottweiler: Make me.
5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!
10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking light bulb."
12. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
13. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
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How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?
Cat: Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is:
"How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"
ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF!
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MommyofG
just the girls
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Janice
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Re: Got this in an email...
Cute!!!!!
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| Posted 3/30/06 8:52 AM |
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dooodles
When you wish upon a star
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Because 2 people fell in love
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Re: Got this in an email...
Posted by MrsERod
ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF!
OMG, how true is that!
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| Posted 3/30/06 8:53 AM |
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sunny
Life is good!
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Stephanie
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Re: Got this in an email...
Very cute!
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| Posted 3/30/06 9:21 AM |
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Marcie
Complete Happiness :)
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LOVE being a Mommy!
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| Posted 3/30/06 10:03 AM |
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DonnaJoe708
Hello
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Re: Got this in an email...
Cute!
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| Posted 3/30/06 10:06 AM |
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MrsPornStar
Partners in crime
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Mama
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Re: Got this in an email...
Very cute! I sometimes feel like my cat's servant! 
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| Posted 3/30/06 10:30 AM |
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DDB336
LIF Toddler
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Re: Got this in an email...
too funny
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| Posted 3/30/06 10:33 AM |
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MelToddJulia
Love my Family!
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Mel
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Re: Got this in an email...
 Cute!
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| Posted 3/30/06 10:34 AM |
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CaseyGirl
Mommy to 3 Boys :)
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Jen - counting my blessings...
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Re: Got this in an email...
love it!!!
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| Posted 3/30/06 10:38 AM |
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baghag
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Re: Got this in an email...
very true!
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| Posted 3/30/06 10:39 AM |
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SoinLove
Making big changes
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Kristin
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Re: Got this in an email...
Cute
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| Posted 3/30/06 11:20 AM |
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LAMGAJ28
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Re: Got this in an email...
This is cute! 
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| Posted 3/30/06 11:23 AM |
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BabyAvocado
Happy New Year
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Re: Got this in an email...
Cute
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| Posted 3/30/06 11:32 AM |
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| Posted 3/30/06 11:45 AM |
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saraH
happy birthday sweet kate!
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I know that God exsists, I held her in my arms...
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| Posted 3/30/06 12:31 PM |
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Summer05
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lvdolphins
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Re: Got this in an email...
Posted by dooodles
Posted by MrsERod
ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF!
OMG, how true is that!
So true!!!
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