Finish this: "My dog embarassed me by..."

How can you finish that sentence?

Everything was going great bringing Brinkley to work today... He was getting in the scary elevator on his own (I fed treats the first two times but not the third time), he met another
dog, everyone came in to visit him.

Then I took him out for his 2pm walk. He went pee pee on the grass like a good boy. I was walking across the big white sidewalk to the other grassy
area when he decides to poop. Right there on the white sidewalk. In 7 different places.

Keep in mind, I am right next to the atrium. Which is all glass and
flanked with offices, four stories high. So you could imagine how many people were laughing at me or totally grossed out at what they were witnessing.

To complicate this, his poops were pretty soft. The kind that spreads
once it's on the ground, into allll the little white crevices.

I was out there for 15 minutes, trying to find anything to clean it
up. I'm pretty mortified right now.

That said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoIJ6-5uYW4

That's the newest trailer for Marley & Me. TOTALLY going to see it.

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Last time I took my pug to the vet, we had to wait for a while in the waiting room. He was sitting on my lap intently staring up at me, giving me lots of kisses.

The lady next to me had a weird look on her face and said, "hmm, seems to me like your dog is in love with you. weird"

I guess it did look strange, but if you knew me and my pug, you'd understand

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Posted by isabelle2137

Last time I took my pug to the vet, we had to wait for a while in the waiting room. He was sitting on my lap intently staring up at me, giving me lots of kisses.

The lady next to me had a weird look on her face and said, "hmm, seems to me like your dog is in love with you. weird"

I guess it did look strange, but if you knew me and my pug, you'd understand

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I can't think of anything specific right now but my dog Pepper when I was growing up, everytime I took her for a walk she would not pee or poop unless a family was sitting on their porch and then of course she would decide to take a dump on their front lawn. Every time never failed. Empty house no one home? Did not poop or pee. The whole damn family home and on the porch? Poop and pee like there's no tomorrow!!!

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Last month at my twins 2nd birthday party, Reesie ran up and licked the cake as we were all singing happy birthday

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I was in Petco and some little boys were coming up to pet my dog, all of sudden he squats down turns in a cirlce and poops on the floor!! And it carried quite a smell.

The boys literally stopped in their tracks, gave the cutest look of disgust and turned right around.

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The poop story...ah...we all have a poop story!!!!

My story...I had a guy come by to give me an estimate on new siding. The guy left his clipboard inside my house on my coffee table.

When we came back in, my dog had shredded ALL of his papers on his clipboard (which were not just for my house)...

The guy laughed about it for mths luckily, even saw him recently doing a neighbor's job and he told the story of what my dog did.

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Posted by Goobster

The poop story...ah...we all have a poop story!!!!

My story...I had a guy come by to give me an estimate on new siding. The guy left his clipboard inside my house on my coffee table.

When we came back in, my dog had shredded ALL of his papers on his clipboard (which were not just for my house)...

The guy laughed about it for mths luckily, even saw him recently doing a neighbor's job and he told the story of what my dog did.

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Posted by dilb712

Posted by Goobster

The poop story...ah...we all have a poop story!!!!

My story...I had a guy come by to give me an estimate on new siding. The guy left his clipboard inside my house on my coffee table.

When we came back in, my dog had shredded ALL of his papers on his clipboard (which were not just for my house)...

The guy laughed about it for mths luckily, even saw him recently doing a neighbor's job and he told the story of what my dog did.

I cant believe this is your story.. Lola LOVES paper!! She would have done the same thing!!

I am so bad bacause I actually give her the junk mail every day so she can rip it all up.. She never ever eats it just shreds it all up .. So I can never get mad at her if she does it because I encourage her!!

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We were in Petco. Char loves to sit in the shopping cart, on her hind legs, looking at everyone and begging for attention from everyone that walks by. I was SO focused on shopping and looking at doggy clothes that I didn't notice her excessive whining. I figured she was just trying to get some extra attention. Then, it became more and more excessive -- I kept looking at her like "I'm shopping here! Gimme a second - what is wrong with you?!" It never dawned on me that she NEVER normally does this - and that her whining act looked a lot like the "I HAVE TO POOP REALLY BAD" dance. Well, TEN minutes later, when she could hold it NO longer, she pooped IN the cart IN Petco because her DUMB mother wasn't paying attention to her SCREAMS of "TAKE ME OUTSIDE - I GOTTA GO!!!"

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My landlord came over to check out a few things that need fixing. He met Rufio for the first time. As we're walking around the apt Rufio decides to latch onto my leg and start going to town. I tried to shake him off but he had a death grip (HE'S ONLY 20 WEEKS OLD!). My landlord turned around just in time to see as I scooped Rufio up off my leg. Then my landlord starts talking about 'oh don't worry Lucy (the Pom in the apt upstairs) is in heat so if I hear her barking...etc" They BOTH succeeded to embarrass me. Oye Vey!

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She pooped in line at Petco!

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She had diarrhea on the busy boardwalk at Fire Island.

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when he tries to get his freak on with my other dog in front of company.

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Thank god this happened in the privacy of my own backyard. My sister decided to take our dog Evee out to do her business and to play ball. Well she must have had to go really bad becasue she did not make it to the grass and peed all over my sister's foot on the patio. Next thing i hear is my sister yelling "OMG" and we came out to see what happened. For a joke we call her Pee-on now. Now she makes sure she is a distance away when Evee goes.