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nancygrace
I'm 2!
Member since 9/05 6616 total posts
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Live*Love*Laugh
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HA HA HA HA HA
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
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lvdolphins
My Loves!
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Re: HA HA HA HA HA
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| Posted 1/9/06 9:11 PM |
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VirginiaDeb
Don't eat me, hippo!
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Deb
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Re: HA HA HA HA HA
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| Posted 1/9/06 9:13 PM |
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CAJ
woulda, coulda, shoulda
Member since 12/05 3366 total posts
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CJ
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Re: HA HA HA HA HA
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| Posted 1/9/06 9:14 PM |
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neenie
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| Posted 1/9/06 9:15 PM |
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momAGAIN
so outrageous
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TJ
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Re: HA HA HA HA HA
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| Posted 1/9/06 9:20 PM |
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MrsS2005
Mom of 3
Member since 11/05 13118 total posts
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B
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Re: HA HA HA HA HA
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| Posted 1/10/06 11:31 AM |
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MrsERod
Praying for Everyone.
Member since 5/05 26170 total posts
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MrsERod™®
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Re: HA HA HA HA HA
BAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
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| Posted 1/10/06 11:35 AM |
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dld4e
I ♥ my boys!
Member since 5/05 4461 total posts
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DJ
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Re: HA HA HA HA HA
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| Posted 1/10/06 12:34 PM |
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LadyMaravilla
Fall Is Here
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Sonia
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Re: HA HA HA HA HA
I love this joke!!!
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| Posted 1/10/06 12:44 PM |
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LFitzy79
can hardly wait
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Lauren
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Re: HA HA HA HA HA
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| Posted 1/10/06 1:28 PM |
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Janice
Sweet Jessie Quinn
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Janice
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Re: HA HA HA HA HA
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| Posted 1/10/06 1:30 PM |
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smith1234
Little Angel
Member since 10/05 1745 total posts
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Kristi
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Re: HA HA HA HA HA
OMG!
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| Posted 1/10/06 1:45 PM |
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