He said: I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said: You wear pants don't you?
He said: Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said: That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said: What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said: Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said: Why don't you tell me when you have an ******? She said: I would but you're never there.
He said: Why don't women blink during foreplay? She said: They don't have time.
He said: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? She said: We don't know; it has never happened.
He said: Why is it difficult to find women who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking? She said: They already have boyfriends.
She said: What do you call a women who knows where her husband is every night? He said: A widow.
He said: Why are married women heavier than single women? She said: Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
