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MrsERod
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Ha!
A husband walks into Victoria 's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price.
Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.
Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself."
She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband takes one look at her and says: "Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!"
He never heard the gunshot.
Message edited 7/28/2007 9:21:38 PM.
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dee7772
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Kate
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Marcie
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catdog
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Re: Ha!
Good one
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| Posted 7/28/07 9:56 PM |
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MrsSchwags
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june262004
But I love the Snow!
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Phyl
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SweetestOfPeas
J'taime Paris!
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MelToddJulia
Love my Family!
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GenLCSW
Baby # 3 is here!!!
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Karen
Just chillin'!!
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PotofLuck06
Our Baby Boy Is Here!!!
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HarleyGirlFLA
Come on in
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Mel
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ladybug8
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Re: Ha!
OMG!
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| Posted 7/29/07 11:23 AM |
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Stacey1403
Where it all began....
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TreAnt427
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| Posted 7/29/07 1:19 PM |
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Mushpot
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Traci
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LOL!
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conigs25
So in love with this kid!
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GREAT ONE
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| Posted 7/29/07 3:45 PM |
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My little lamb
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nyteacher13
Three Under Four!!! :-)
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JodiBabe
Married for 9 yrs!!!!!!
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Wendy1220
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Love it!
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