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LightUpOurLife
Totally in love
Member since 8/06 12785 total posts
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Bonnie-Jean
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I am 92 years old
An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues.
Man: "I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great-grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times."
Priest: "Are you sorry for your sins?"
Man: "What sins?"
Priest: "What kind of a Catholic are you?"
Man: "I'm Jewish."
Priest: "Why are you telling me all this?"
Man: "I'm 92 years old .... I'm telling everybody."
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luvsbob4603
To a healthy 2013
Member since 5/05 21840 total posts
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To a brand new year to a healthier me
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Re: I am 92 years old
  
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| Posted 5/22/07 7:41 PM |
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Nicole728
My Happy Girl
Member since 7/06 8198 total posts
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Me
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Re: I am 92 years old
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| Posted 5/22/07 7:41 PM |
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SweetestOfPeas
J'taime Paris!
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Re: I am 92 years old
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| Posted 5/22/07 7:42 PM |
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Diane
Hope is Contagious....catch it
Member since 5/05 30683 total posts
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D
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Re: I am 92 years old
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| Posted 5/22/07 7:42 PM |
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Jagster2000
LIF Adult
Member since 8/06 934 total posts
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Me & My Sis back in the day!~~Jennifer
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Re: I am 92 years old
That was great! I needed that laugh!!
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| Posted 5/22/07 7:47 PM |
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lkrpaul
Becoming a Big Brother!
Member since 5/07 2541 total posts
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Laura
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Re: I am 92 years old
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| Posted 5/22/07 8:03 PM |
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MrsERod
Praying for Everyone.
Member since 5/05 26170 total posts
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MrsERod™®
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Re: I am 92 years old
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| Posted 5/22/07 8:04 PM |
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sunflowerjesss
Mommy to 3!
Member since 10/05 20369 total posts
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Jesss, duh.
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Re: I am 92 years old
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| Posted 5/22/07 8:07 PM |
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InShock
life is good
Member since 10/06 9258 total posts
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Re: I am 92 years old
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| Posted 5/23/07 4:49 PM |
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evnme
My little lamb
Member since 8/05 12633 total posts
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aka momma2b
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Re: I am 92 years old
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| Posted 5/23/07 4:50 PM |
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Chrisnamy
Summer is coming soon
Member since 1/07 3991 total posts
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Amy
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Re: I am 92 years old
i do love that joke....
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| Posted 5/23/07 4:51 PM |
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Chica
Cuteness!
Member since 10/06 3013 total posts
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Erica
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Re: I am 92 years old
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| Posted 5/23/07 4:57 PM |
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Lauren
Very Happy!
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Re: I am 92 years old
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| Posted 5/23/07 4:58 PM |
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Maathy317
Grammie's Little Man
Member since 2/06 3235 total posts
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D
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Re: I am 92 years old
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| Posted 5/23/07 5:12 PM |
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lvdolphins
My Loves!
Member since 5/05 46292 total posts
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Re: I am 92 years old
Cute.
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| Posted 5/23/07 5:36 PM |
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Re: I am 92 years old
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| Posted 5/23/07 5:38 PM |
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