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A Friday Funny

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JennZ
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A Friday Funny

A father walks into a bookstore with his young son. The boy is
> holding a nickel. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in
> the face.
>
> The father realizes the boy has swallowed the nickel and starts
> panicking, shouting for help.
>
> A well dressed, attractive and serious looking woman, in a blue
> business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and
> sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks
> up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places
> it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way,
> unhurried, across the book store.
>
> Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of
> the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first
> and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses
> violently and coughs up the nickel, which the woman deftly catches in
> her free hand.
>
> Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the nickel to the
> father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a
word.
>
> As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the
> father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've
> never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic.
> Are you a doctor?"
>
> "No," the woman replied. "Divorce attorney".
>
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Posted 4/27/07 10:04 AM
 
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Posted 4/27/07 10:18 AM
 

MichaelsMommy
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Chat Icon This is where the hidden blonde in me comes out... I don't get it Chat Icon

Posted 4/27/07 10:21 AM
 

Lisa
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Posted 4/27/07 10:22 AM
 

JennZ
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Re: A Friday Funny

Posted by MichaelsMommy

Chat Icon This is where the hidden blonde in me comes out... I don't get it Chat Icon




As a blonde I understand, the divorce attorney is used to making her clients SO "cough" up the money and having them by the "ball s" Get it. Chat Icon Chat Icon

Message edited 4/27/2007 10:24:13 AM.

Posted 4/27/07 10:23 AM
 

lvdolphins
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Posted 4/27/07 10:25 AM
 
 

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