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LIRascal
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Shit you say: Christmas edition
Spinoff to the other thread. I try not to yell, I really try hard...
"That's it, you're going to get coal"
"Santa's watching" 
"If you keep this up, he's going to skip our house!"
"Which list are you going to be on?"
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mnmsoinlove
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Re: Shit you say: Christmas edition
"Do I need to call Santa?"
"Don't let him hear you pouting"
Not to my kids but my dh
"F*ck I forgot to move those damn elves"
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| Posted 12/17/16 8:52 AM |
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gina409
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Re: Shit you say: Christmas edition
In regards to my kids
That's it. Buddy the elf is going to leave tonight
Santa is watching!
Santa saw that
Santa may forget our house
But more often
Get off the tree!
You are going to break that ornament
Get off the tree
Don't touch that plug
Get off the tree
Those candy canes are for the tree
Get off the tree
And also the dam advent calendar. Nothing like being woken up at 515 bc it's time to open door 8 ????
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| Posted 12/17/16 9:15 AM |
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Hofstra26
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Re: Shit you say: Christmas edition
"Don't make me call Santa!!"
"That's it! I am pretty sure you're getting reindeer poop this year!"
"Hermie (our elf) is watching you"
"I swear!!.........if you don't knock it off I am cancelling Xmas!!"
"Boy are you going to be disappointed Xmas morning"
"I hope for your sake Santa isn't watching right now!"
This is EVERY day!! lololololol
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| Posted 12/17/16 9:53 AM |
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StaceyWill
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Shit you say: Christmas edition
"Mrs. Tinselton (our Elf on the Shelf) is seeing all of this!"
"You are getting coal this Christmas"
"Please stop circling the tree"
"G, please stop"
"G, for the last time...STOP!"
That's pretty much the whole day lately.
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| Posted 12/17/16 10:38 AM |
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WannaBeAMom11
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Shit you say: Christmas edition
That's it, no shopkins for you.
If you keep it up Santa is going to give your presents to nice kids.
You are 3 not 13 lose the attitude or Santa will not be happy.
Those ornaments are not toys stop taking them off the tree
Stop with the bells, leave them on the tree
Every present is not for you.
Message edited 12/17/2016 10:42:21 AM.
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| Posted 12/17/16 10:41 AM |
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Shit you say: Christmas edition
So help me God, I will touch this Elf right now if you do not lose the attitude.
Santa is skipping this house.
Welp, the Elf just left. You guys are just too bad.
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| Posted 12/17/16 10:52 AM |
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SusiBee
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Shit you say: Christmas edition
To the cat : Leave the tree alone.
Stop putting your toys under the skirt.
To DH : stop breathing on me. If you get me sick, I can't bake cookies.
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| Posted 12/17/16 11:16 AM |
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wakemeup
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Re: Shit you say: Christmas edition
Stop eating the tree!
Get away from that ornament!
Oh great... he threw up pine needles again.
Get off the tree skirt!
Dammit Oakley get AWAY FROM THAT ORNAMENT!
Said to my two a$$hole cats every damn day.
Next year we are putting the tree outside.
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| Posted 12/17/16 11:17 AM |
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Chai77
Brighter days ahead
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Re: Shit you say: Christmas edition
-If you do X, santa is going to take one present away from you. Do it again and another one goes. Keep it up and you'll have none.
-the Elf is going to tell Santa to skip our house this year if you don't stop/I'll put a sign on the lawn telling Santa to skip our house if you don't stop.
-Santa is watching you.
-I have to start wrapping those damn presents tonight (said every night).
-how many days till Christmas?
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| Posted 12/17/16 11:20 AM |
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Dolphinsbaby
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Re: Shit you say: Christmas edition
Posted by SusiBee
To the cat : Leave the tree alone.
Stop putting your toys under the skirt.
To DH : stop breathing on me. If you get me sick, I can't bake cookies.
We always had cats growing up. And this made me think of my cat. He was constantly knocking the tree down. He broke so many damn ornaments but he was so cute we could never get mad
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| Posted 12/17/16 12:35 PM |
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MC09
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Re: Shit you say: Christmas edition
Posted by gina409
In regards to my kids
That's it. Buddy the elf is going to leave tonight
Santa is watching!
Santa saw that
Santa may forget our house
But more often
Get off the tree!
You are going to break that ornament
Get off the tree
Don't touch that plug
Get off the tree
Those candy canes are for the tree
Get off the tree
And also the dam advent calendar. Nothing like being woken up at 515 bc it's time to open door 8 ????
Omg these are too hilarious!!! I'm constantly yelling to get off the tree. Also, "stop pulling off the tree skirt!"
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| Posted 12/17/16 12:37 PM |
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SusiBee
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Re: Shit you say: Christmas edition
Posted by SusiBee
To the cat : Leave the tree alone.
Stop putting your toys under the skirt.
To DH : stop breathing on me. If you get me sick, I can't bake cookies.[/QUOTE
I'm lucky she hadn't tried to climb it.
She uses the tree as a grooming brush, or lays under it and pulls the lights off the lower branches.]
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| Posted 12/17/16 3:34 PM |
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NervousNell
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Re: Shit you say: Christmas edition
The elf is watching.
I'm calling santa!
I'm texting santa!
Maybe Santa will bring that.
Ask Santa for that.
Santa can't bring EVERYTHING
You already submitted your list to Santa, it's too late to add anything else.
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| Posted 12/17/16 4:46 PM |
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NervousNell
Just another chapter in life..
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Re: Shit you say: Christmas edition
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Santa will not come if you keep it up
Do not ask me FOR ANYTHING (while in my stores)
Too late to add to the Santa list
Get your light Saber away from the tree
Stop light sabering in the living room
That's BREAKABLE!!!
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| Posted 12/17/16 10:06 PM |
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LIRascal
drama. daily.
Member since 3/11 7287 total posts
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Michelle
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Shit you say: Christmas edition
" hysterical.... we all sound the same
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| Posted 12/18/16 10:24 AM |
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Sash
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Re: Shit you say: Christmas edition
I'm pretty sure Santa isn't going to bring you hatchimal
Remember that elf at your school is watching you and reporting back to me
F$ck we didn't decorate the tree
F$ck I still haven't bought presents
F$ck we still haven't decorated the tree
(I've been very bad this year with Christmas stuff)
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| Posted 12/18/16 1:14 PM |
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