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Donna
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well now I know why I can't get preggo...
My DH just called me - the whole family is at the hospital since his grandmother seems to be dying (I'm not heartless, she just does this a lot)
Anyway, my SIL is due in about 2 more months so a cousin overhears DH's aunts talking about her (mean stuff - how much weight she gained, etc), then topic turns to us --.
here goes - (also read this in broken English)
Aunt 1 - You know I don't know whya Donna & DH don'ta have a baby
Aunt 2 - You a right, D mucha older than SIL
Aunt 3 - maybe theya wait a bit
Aunt 1 - how mucha longer they can wait? she a old
Aunt 2 - I think D don'ta havea babies cause she no Italian like SIL
so girls just remember your nationality may be the reason.... 
eta - no disrespect meant to any Italians, or those married to Italians - I am 1/2 Italian myself - LOL
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FeliciaDP
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Re: well now I know why I can't get preggo...
Oh Donna... I literally spit out my water when I read that...
BUT WAIT - what is MY reason for not getting preggo... hmmm!! After all I AM Italian.. BUT oh yeah, I'm old  !
d'oh! Maybe its my Greek husband, hmm.. gotta blame something here!
 We gotta laugh about it, huh?
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MrsJ
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Re: well now I know why I can't get preggo...
Posted by Donna
My DH just called me - the whole family is at the hospital since his grandmother seems to be dying (I'm not heartless, she just does this a lot)
OK first of all "she does this alot"
Second of all - LOVE how you typed so we could hear their accents!!
OMG - that must be it...you NO ITALIAN!!
guess thats it for me too!!!
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FeliciaDP
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Re: well now I know why I can't get preggo...
OH god yes I meant to say that no, that wasn't mean .. that line just killed me..... she reminds me soooo much of my very Italian grandmother!
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Donna
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Re: well now I know why I can't get preggo...
Posted by kelleherkm
OK first of all "she does this alot"
Since I've known DH (almost 5 years) she has been "dying" about once a month, I really feel she does it for the "attention" - Like right now she's got about 10 people at her bedside 
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Gertyrae
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Re: well now I know why I can't get preggo...
Donna, I just have to thank you for resolving all my infertility issues!!! If I had only been all italian, I would have been fine!!!!
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Donna
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Re: well now I know why I can't get preggo...
Posted by Gertyrae
Donna, I just have to thank you for resolving all my infertility issues!!! If I had only been all italian, I would have been fine!!!!
at least you have an excuse - what's mine?? I am 1/2 Italian
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Gertyrae
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Re: well now I know why I can't get preggo...
Well I am a quarter italian so I know what my problem is! I can't help you with yours!!!
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karacg
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Re: well now I know why I can't get preggo...
I am 100% Irish but every now and then...I have a little Italian in me!! 
Doesn't seem to solve the problem tho!!
Too funny, I can hear the old aunts right now!!
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DebG
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Re: well now I know why I can't get preggo...
I'm not itialian....Darren is though so I have some italian in me sometimes
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DebG
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Re: well now I know why I can't get preggo...
We have the same sick sense of humor!
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FeliciaDP
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Re: well now I know why I can't get preggo...
Ladies you are cracking me up ..
Well despite what your DH's aunts say, I still think that its more the AGE thing Donna.. not the nationality.. how else to explain that I am 100% Italian and still not PG ..
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karacg
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Re: well now I know why I can't get preggo...
Oh crap DH is Polish, not Italian.....hmm....
OK j/k, he's actually SICILIAN which apparently is NOT Italian!!
Yeah I blame it on my 38 hard-lived years.....
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Sassyz75
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Re: well now I know why I can't get preggo...
Maybe we'll have problems b/c my DH, according to my very Italian Grandma is a "heathen" as he was never baptized.. let alone, he's not Catholic...
If we do have a kid- it will be *****'s spawn!
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karacg
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Re: well now I know why I can't get preggo...
Oh crap you will give birth through your ear and it will have horns!!!
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MrsJ
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Re: well now I know why I can't get preggo...
My DH is 50% Italian...does this me he has a better shot of getting PG than me?!?! 
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Donna
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Re: well now I know why I can't get preggo...
Posted by Sassyz75
Maybe we'll have problems b/c my DH, according to my very Italian Grandma is a "heathen" as he was never baptized.. let alone, he's not Catholic...
If we do have a kid- it will be *****'s spawn!
can we say Rosemary's Baby???
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karacg
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Re: well now I know why I can't get preggo...
Posted by kelleherkm
My DH is 50% Italian...does this me he has a better shot of getting PG than me?!?!
Oh I have had such a rough few days it is so nice to LAUGH again!!
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Donna
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Re: well now I know why I can't get preggo...
Posted by karacg
..I have a little Italian in me!!
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maybe that's the problem - I hope the "little" is referring to DH's percentage of Italianess(is that even a word??)
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FeliciaDP
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Re: well now I know why I can't get preggo...
Posted by Sassyz75
Maybe we'll have problems b/c my DH, according to my very Italian Grandma is a "heathen" as he was never baptized.. let alone, he's not Catholic...
If we do have a kid- it will be *****'s spawn!
OH , but DEFINITELY .... how dare you married a heathen??!!??
gotta love that S A T A N is blocked here, huh? :
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karacg
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Re: well now I know why I can't get preggo...
Posted by Donna
Posted by karacg
..I have a little Italian in me!!
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maybe that's the problem - I hope the "little" is referring to DH's percentage of Italianess(is that even a word??)
I was just thinking ...DH would KILL me if he knew I said "Little" .......
Nah, he's all stud!!! Big boy!!!
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Donna
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Re: well now I know why I can't get preggo...
Posted by kelleherkm
My DH is 50% Italian...does this me he has a better shot of getting PG than me?!?!
DH's aunts would say yes since he's Italian, doesn't matter if he doesn't have a uterus
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Sassyz75
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Re: well now I know why I can't get preggo...
Posted by Donna
Posted by Sassyz75
Maybe we'll have problems b/c my DH, according to my very Italian Grandma is a "heathen" as he was never baptized.. let alone, he's not Catholic...
If we do have a kid- it will be *****'s spawn!
can we say Rosemary's Baby???
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MrsJ
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Re: well now I know why I can't get preggo...
Posted by Donna
Posted by kelleherkm
My DH is 50% Italian...does this me he has a better shot of getting PG than me?!?!
DH's aunts would say yes since he's Italian, doesn't matter if he doesn't have a uterus
Damn damn damn!!
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Re: well now I know why I can't get preggo...
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