Dear ______, (a venting thread)

Here's mine for the day - feel free to add your own.

Dear my body,

I have been cramping and feeing Oing pain for days now. Could you please do what you're supposed to do already so I can get a +OPK and get down to business? These long cycles s*ck!

Sincerely,
the girl you are making cranky

And one more...

Dear DH,

I know you want us to be pregnant and all but when you say to me "You could be pregnant right now" and I tell you I can't, I'm not being negative like you think I am. I HAVEN"T OVULATED YET! Your sperm are awesome and all, but they can't make a baby by themselves.

Sincerely,
Your loving (and not yet knocked up) wife

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Oh this should be fun!

Dear EVERYONE IN MY LIFE,

No, I am not pregnant yet!!!!!!!

Sincerely,
Sick of answering this stupid question!!!

Dear DH,

Yes, I know I shouldn't stress. Yes, I know I should be patient. Yes, I know it will happen when the time is right!!!

Sincerely,
Overly-Stressed, Overly-Hormonal DW

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Posted by Maria31

Oh this should be fun!

Dear EVERYONE IN MY LIFE,

No, I am not pregnant yet!!!!!!!

Sincerely,
Sick of answering this stupid question!!!

Dear DH,

Yes, I know I shouldn't stress. Yes, I know I should be patient. Yes, I know it will happen when the time is right!!!

Sincerely,
Overly-Stressed, Overly-Hormonal DW

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Dear Bloodsugar/glucose level,

Please drop to a normal level soon with this medication, so that I can feel safe TTC again.
Thanks so much.

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Dear Ovaries,
I know I spent more then a decade keeping you from ovulating and I understand how you might be confused but step up ladies nows the time!!
Your impatient Host

Dear DH,
When I say its go time get to BDing!! This is not the time to be tired/work late/or get a cold. If any of the above things happen tough, and no we cannot "just do it tomorrow" my reproductive track does not have a pause button. Love ya!!!


I LOVE THIS IDEA!! CAN WE DO IT EVERYDAY?

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Dear Body,

I'm pretty p*ssed at you right now. You're giving me every typical sign that AF is coming any day, and I don't want it! Why the hel l won't you cooperate with me and let me conceive??? It has been a year of trying now, and I'm not happy!

Dear Friends,

I love you all dearly, and I truly am happy that you have been blessed with your pregnancies and/or children, but please bare with me if I have trouble showing it all the time. I'm having my own trouble coping these days.


Dear Egg,

Meet Sperm.


Dear Sperm,

Meet Egg.


I love this thread - it's just what I need right now!

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oh yeah one more
Dear Wonderful friend I'm lucky to have.
I'm so happy your blessed with a surprise pregnancy so soon after the arrival of your first DC, but when I talk about being unsuccesful with TTC and you tell me "concieving too quickly is a curse too" I want to scream at you "YOU CAN BUY CONDOMS, I CAN'T BUY A BABY!!!"


SINCERLY,
your insanely grateful for your understanding friend.

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Dear Body,

I'm sorry about the airport food; I know it made you very sick. I promise I'll never do it again. But could you do me a favor and heal quickly? We have a baby to make, and puke is not DH's idea of an aphrodisiac. Thanks in advance!

~Nauseous in New York

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My new one for the day

Dear Old Man Winter,

You are cute and all, for a little while. But at this point you have overstayed your welcome. So pack up your stuff and get a move on. It's enough already.

Sincerely,
a frozen icicle of a woman

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Dear Body,

I am good to you. I eat well, exercise, I treat you well, so it would be fantastic if you could return the favor. It is not possible for me to take any more vitamins, so if you could please let the 10 zillion vitamins I am taking, and/or the b12 shots work so I can stop taking shots every 3 days and begin TTC that would be great. Thanks.

Oh..and Monday, if you could just skip ahead and be Friday, that too would be fantastic

Sincerely,
Wishful thinker

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Dear Body,

Either make AF show up or show a pretty line on the pregnancy test. I am now 2 days late and no AF and no line! Why do you do this to me every few months lately?

Love,

Your carrier who hates you right now!

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Dear AF,
WTH is up with you? You are now 4 days late, no signs of coming. Why do you have to tease me? You get me all excited thingking I must be preggo, and you make me waste counteless dollars on tests, only to have them come up negative. I really hate you.
Sincerely,
A person who wants you to
either show up already, or
stay away for the next 9
months!

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DEAR everyone that doesnt have a LIFE,

Stop posting your entire DAY and LIFE on facebook- nobody cares about your every waking moment.

ugh


btw this is in regards to fb updates on LIFAM lol where we have real issues!

Message edited 2/22/2010 3:43:30 PM.

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Love love love this thread!

Dear Friend that has two unruly children,

You know I've been TTC for over a year. So when your kids are misbehaving and you ask me "are you sure you really want all this?" all I want to do is punch you in the face! If I didn't really want it I wouldn't be putting myself through countless blood tests, sonograms, and actually injecting myself with fertility meds.

Thanks ever so much!

Your friend who really does want a child of her own

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Dear spanish speaking people,

I don't understand why you put your verbs in the wrong place....this is why I'm stressed over this test tomorrow.

Sincerely,
no hablo espanol

Dear DH,
Just because you feel in love with your nephew doesn't mean we should have a baby, remember our marriage issues?

Sincerely,
your unpreggo wife

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Dear Brain,

Stop making me think I'm having symptoms. I'm only 4 DPO. Its not possible. Please stop messing with me! The 2WW is hard enough as it is.

With Love,
A Psychosomatic TTCer

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Dear DH,

Maybe no one taught you, because you are from a warm, southern state, but the MAN is the one who is supposed to dig the car out of the snow.

Just saying

Sincerely,
Your frozen wife

and

Dear Body,

If you could sleep through the night so that I won't have to wonder if the temps I am getting are valid or not, that would be great. Oh, and if you could make some EWCM so I could see what all the hype is about, that would be great too.

Thanks!