Spinoff: Do you have any funny drunk stories??

One February my DH and I went out with some friends to a local bar. I apparently had too many captain and diets and started waiving dollar bills and shouting hey "Hawaii" to the bar tender (who was wearing a hawaiian shirt). Well, DH thought I said "hey Whitey" and got mad at me.
Me in my drunken stooper got mad back at him and went outside with no jacket in a huff.
He came outside to talk to me and I started to run away from him. I ran down the parking lot and fell face first into a snow pile.
DH took me by the arm and put me in the car. On the way home I made him stop on the side of the LIE so I could run into the bushes to pee.

This is the story he tells me. Me, I don't remember!!!!

Re: Spinoff: Do you have any funny drunk stories??

Other than waking up on my back lawn, no, not really.

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Slept on my deck b/c DH was away for the weekend & I thought I forgot my keys. Found them in the door the next morning. I think I was looking for them in my bag after I already stuck them in the door.

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In college, my girlfriend had an apt in town (since we couldn't drink on campus) and threw a huge 21st b-day party for me, and we invited everyone we knew, met on the sidewalk, etc. Needless to say, I was drunk beyond belief and this guy who lived across the hall from me in the dorm took the responsibility of making sure my friends and I got home safely, so he only had 1-2 beers. Well, I guess I had way TOO much to drink. As we climbed the dorm stairs to our floor, a girl passed us in the hallway with her lap dog, and instead of petting the dog, I was rubbing the girl's head for a few minutes. None of my college friends have let me forget that night!! And they have the pictures to proove it!

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my ex best friend wanted me to go meet some guy she was talkin to in NJ.
so the 4 of us went to cheesecake factory

i dont know WHAT possessed me, but i asked for a double shot of 151. i swear, all heads turned at the bar

i had tht shot, another shot, 2 mixed drinks, and as soon as we left, i threw up so bad in the parking lot lol

then we went back to this kids apt-which was a studio, i collapsed in his bed, (yea i just met him that day), threw up on his carpet
n then on his bathroom door
lmaooo
soooooooooo grossssssssss

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Posted by longford73

Slept on my deck b/c DH was away for the weekend & I thought I forgot my keys. Found them in the door the next morning. I think I was looking for them in my bag after I already stuck them in the door.

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OMG too many to tell. Actually at one point one of my very good friends noticed that all of our stories began with "I was out drinking one night when..."

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Posted by MrsF519

Posted by Syliblond81106

my ex best friend wanted me to go meet some guy she was talkin to in NJ.
so the 4 of us went to cheesecake factory

i dont know WHAT possessed me, but i asked for a double shot of 151. i swear, all heads turned at the bar

i had tht shot, another shot, 2 mixed drinks, and as soon as we left, i threw up so bad in the parking lot lol

then we went back to this kids apt-which was a studio, i collapsed in his bed, (yea i just met him that day), threw up on his carpet
n then on his bathroom door
lmaooo
soooooooooo grossssssssss

Oh Jeanine!!! I you! You are too funny

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oh, and who could forget this night.

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Yeah we were at Puck Fair in the city one night and Paul Rudd was there (Phoebees Guy from Friends....40 year Old Virgin)...

Anyway, I was pretty wasted and so was he and we hung out all night....talking about God knows what and doing shots. He sat with DH, and I and our friends....really cool dude

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Out for my 24th birthday this past May....lets say there was a lot of @ss grabbing. Who wouldn't love me when I am drunk? You'll get felt up! LOL.
Damn...I am really palming that bad boy!
She was asking for it. Luckily, she is my friend and not a stranger! She looks pretty happy though

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Posted by MrsF519

Out for my 24th birthday this past May....lets say there was a lot of @ss grabbing. Who wouldn't love me when I am drunk? You'll get felt up! LOL.
Damn...I am really palming that bad boy!
She was asking for it. Luckily, she is my friend and not a stranger! She looks pretty happy though

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a few years ago, I went out with some of the traders from the desk that I worked on as well as some of the guys from another desk....we were drinking margaritas as well as some other drinks, needless to say, I got pretty toasted. I somehow got on the LIRR home, but missed my stop, which was Massapequa at the time so got off at Mass Park.

They are really close to each other, so instead of waiting for the next train going west bound, I decided to walk back to the station, along Sunrise Highway. I fell while walking, ripped my pants...and just as I arrived at the station...a west bound train pulled in!!!

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i have a few but you know what's funny? i love how the people that get drunk the most- more than i do are the first to criticize when others do...

for me, i'm a happy drunk- silly, NEVER mean! i just have fun... for some reason i like to call people by their full names when i'm drunk- so i have done that-- like alexander michael SMITH THE THIRD!!! or something lol...

i have tripped a couple of times or stumbled but considering i walk into doors and fall down SOBER that's not saying much!!

in the city i threw up on a man i don't know he was sitting next to me, vinny warned him i was drunk and not feeling well (i rarely drink enough to throw up- only twice in my life actually) but this night was one of those nights LOL-- and so he didn't move and i just leaned over and ralphed on him a cop came over- scooped me up and carried me to the little area they have- gave me some new clothes (they had scrubs randomly) which was nice-- this was in penn station-- and then i went over to the big boards- we were waiting for our train- and threw up again on the floor in front of 250+ people the poor janitor.

that's about it-- i threw up on my brother's car (the second and only other time i have) and he just propped my face up on the door, sitting inside the car, with my head on the window sill-- and i just threw up DOWN the outside of the car- he was just delighted that i did not get it IN the car. it was funny- it was halloween, i was dressed as a ladybug and he brought me home- carried me into bed and layed me down- with my wings and antenna still on that is how i woke up the next morning- HUNG OVER but with my wings still on

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Posted by MrsF519

Out for my 24th birthday this past May....lets say there was a lot of @ss grabbing. Who wouldn't love me when I am drunk? You'll get felt up! LOL.
Damn...I am really palming that bad boy!
She was asking for it. Luckily, she is my friend and not a stranger! She looks pretty happy though

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Posted by MrsF519

Luckily, she is my friend and not a stranger! She looks pretty happy though

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Posted by Lisa

Posted by MrsF519

Luckily, she is my friend and not a stranger! She looks pretty happy though

if she wasnt your friend before....she is now!!

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In college, my girlfriend had an apt in town (since we couldn't drink on campus) and threw a huge 21st b-day party for me, and we invited everyone we knew, met on the sidewalk, etc. Needless to say, I was drunk beyond belief and this guy who lived across the hall from me in the dorm took the responsibility of making sure my friends and I got home safely, so he only had 1-2 beers. Well, I guess I had way TOO much to drink. As we climbed the dorm stairs to our floor, a girl passed us in the hallway with her lap dog, and instead of petting the dog, I was rubbing the girl's head for a few minutes. None of my college friends have let me forget that night!! And they have the pictures to proove it!



Slept on my deck b/c DH was away for the weekend & I thought I forgot my keys. Found them in the door the next morning. I think I was looking for them in my bag after I already stuck them in the door.

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THIS IS ALL I HAVE TO SAY......

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THIS IS ALL I HAVE TO SAY......

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Posted by MrsF519

Posted by Syliblond81106

my ex best friend wanted me to go meet some guy she was talkin to in NJ.
so the 4 of us went to cheesecake factory

i dont know WHAT possessed me, but i asked for a double shot of 151. i swear, all heads turned at the bar

i had tht shot, another shot, 2 mixed drinks, and as soon as we left, i threw up so bad in the parking lot lol

then we went back to this kids apt-which was a studio, i collapsed in his bed, (yea i just met him that day), threw up on his carpet
n then on his bathroom door
lmaooo
soooooooooo grossssssssss

Oh Jeanine!!! I you! You are too funny

LOL
it is the only time i got sick--

but who gets drunk like that at CHEESECAKE FACTORY???????????????????????????

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Posted by Libragal07

THIS IS ALL I HAVE TO SAY......

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Posted by Libragal07

THIS IS ALL I HAVE TO SAY......

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Posted by Syliblond81106

Posted by MrsF519

Posted by Syliblond81106

my ex best friend wanted me to go meet some guy she was talkin to in NJ.
so the 4 of us went to cheesecake factory

i dont know WHAT possessed me, but i asked for a double shot of 151. i swear, all heads turned at the bar

i had tht shot, another shot, 2 mixed drinks, and as soon as we left, i threw up so bad in the parking lot lol

then we went back to this kids apt-which was a studio, i collapsed in his bed, (yea i just met him that day), threw up on his carpet
n then on his bathroom door
lmaooo
soooooooooo grossssssssss

Oh Jeanine!!! I you! You are too funny

LOL
it is the only time i got sick--

but who gets drunk like that at CHEESECAKE FACTORY???????????????????????????