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Redhead
You Live, You Learn
Member since 5/05 31871 total posts
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Jennifer
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Re: Dear Spider (UPDATE)
Stephan ESCAPED   
And now i am scared for his revenge....
i was told whities BITE 
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Tany
Becoming a different woman
Member since 5/05 24460 total posts
Name:
Tania
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Re: Dear Spider (UPDATE)
Posted by Redhead
Stephan ESCAPED
And now i am scared for his revenge....
i was told whities BITE
oh no.
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| Posted 5/24/05 8:11 PM |
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Redhead
You Live, You Learn
Member since 5/05 31871 total posts
Name:
Jennifer
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Re: Dear Spider (UPDATE)
Dear Stephan~
I just want to apologize for any malnurishment that may have occurred in the past 24-48 hours...
I know that you probably didn't like living under the cap...but you have to admit it smelled good.
I hope you did not catch on to my plans of your execution tonight..
Please forgive me...i am just a victim of PTSD with a spider
love
your ever faithful arachnophobely challenged friend
PS...that girl diamondgrlie told me the bad things about you....NOT MY FAULT...PLEASE GO SEEK HER OUT AND THE OTHERS THAT WERE GOING TO SQUISH YOU
Message edited 5/24/2005 8:13:50 PM.
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| Posted 5/24/05 8:13 PM |
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lvdolphins
My Loves!
Member since 5/05 46292 total posts
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Re: Dear Spider (UPDATE)
Posted by Redhead
Stephan ESCAPED
And now i am scared for his revenge....
i was told whities BITE
Uhoh!
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| Posted 5/24/05 8:13 PM |
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Tany
Becoming a different woman
Member since 5/05 24460 total posts
Name:
Tania
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Re: Dear Spider (UPDATE)
Posted by Redhead
Dear Stephan~
I just want to apologize for any malnurishment that may have occurred in the past 24-48 hours...
I know that you probably didn't like living under the cap...but you have to admit it smelled good.
I hope you did not catch on to my plans of your execution tonight..
Please forgive me...i am just a victim of PTSD with a spider
love
your ever faithful arachnophobely challenged friend
PS...that girl diamondgrlie told me the bad things about you....NOT MY FAULT...PLEASE GO SEEK HER OUT AND THE OTHERS THAT WERE GOING TO SQUISH YOU
poor stephan.
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| Posted 5/24/05 8:14 PM |
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Ambersmom
Straight up nasty
Member since 5/05 7740 total posts
Name:
Sharon
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Re: Dear Spider (UPDATE)
I had one of those big red and black hairy suckers outside for months. This thing (no joke) was the size of a good half dollar! We decided to name him Vinny, in honor of the former owner's son who kept lurking around. He was out there for months, enjoying a bountiful harvest of moth trappings from the coach light, etc.
One day a bird swooped in and Vinny was gone!
Poor Stephan..you'd better watch in your sleep Jenn, he's a coming for you!! (pinch-pinch, bite-bite)
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| Posted 5/24/05 8:20 PM |
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Redhead
You Live, You Learn
Member since 5/05 31871 total posts
Name:
Jennifer
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Re: Dear Spider (UPDATE)
YOU ARE CRUEL SHARON
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| Posted 5/24/05 8:23 PM |
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mrswask
Pookie Love
Member since 5/05 20229 total posts
Name:
Michal
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Re: Dear Spider (UPDATE)
Dear Stephan,
I was just watching "All the Right Moves" with Tom Cruise and his name was Stephan! Please be nice to Jen, she obviously thinks you're one handsome fella!
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| Posted 5/24/05 9:40 PM |
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Redhead
You Live, You Learn
Member since 5/05 31871 total posts
Name:
Jennifer
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Re: Dear Spider (UPDATE)
Posted by mrswask
Dear Stephan,
I was just watching "All the Right Moves" with Tom Cruise and his name was Stephan! Please be nice to Jen, she obviously thinks you're one handsome fella!
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| Posted 5/24/05 9:42 PM |
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SoinLove
Making big changes
Member since 5/05 16541 total posts
Name:
Kristin
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Re: Dear Spider (UPDATE)
Posted by Diamondgrlie
I usually trap them in a dixie cup, squeeze the top closed and throw the cup out the window and in an hour or so pick up the cup and the spidey usually squirmed his way out.
I usually do this too. Glad to see I'm not alone 
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| Posted 5/24/05 10:52 PM |
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Re: Dear Spider (UPDATE)
Posted by Redhead
Dear Stephan~
I just want to apologize for any malnurishment that may have occurred in the past 24-48 hours...
I know that you probably didn't like living under the cap...but you have to admit it smelled good.
I hope you did not catch on to my plans of your execution tonight..
Please forgive me...i am just a victim of PTSD with a spider
love
your ever faithful arachnophobely challenged friend
PS...that girl diamondgrlie told me the bad things about you....NOT MY FAULT...PLEASE GO SEEK HER OUT AND THE OTHERS THAT WERE GOING TO SQUISH YOU
Sounds like a heartfelt apology. I am sure he is long gone and already under someone else's lotion cap by now.
And Stephan, if you are reading this and you get to me... please dont bite me or I just might point you out to Murphy, my dog, and he will surely have you for a snack.
Message edited 5/25/2005 1:14:12 PM.
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| Posted 5/25/05 1:13 PM |
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Redhead
You Live, You Learn
Member since 5/05 31871 total posts
Name:
Jennifer
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Re: Dear Spider (UPDATE)
Posted by Diamondgrlie
PS...that girl diamondgrlie told me the bad things about you....NOT MY FAULT...PLEASE GO SEEK HER OUT AND THE OTHERS THAT WERE GOING TO SQUISH YOU
Sounds like a heartfelt apology. I am sure he is long gone and already under someone else's lotion cap by now.
And Stephan, if you are reading this and you get to me... please dont bite me or I just might point you out to Murphy, my dog, and he will surely have you for a snack.
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| Posted 5/25/05 1:15 PM |
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BabyAvocado
Happy New Year
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Re: Dear Spider (UPDATE)
Dear Stephan,
Jen should have executed you when she had the chance. Obviously, you caught wind of the murder conspiracy. Though you have managed to escape your untimely demise, please do not use your second chance at life to attack or take revenge on Jen. And please don't tell your friends about this incident... and we won't tell them that you now smell pretty.
Signed, Me
PS - please stay in Suffolk county
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| Posted 5/25/05 1:56 PM |
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Redhead
You Live, You Learn
Member since 5/05 31871 total posts
Name:
Jennifer
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Re: Dear Spider (UPDATE)
Posted by BabyAvocado
Dear Stephan,
Jen should have executed you when she had the chance. Obviously, you caught wind of the murder conspiracy. Though you have managed to escape your untimely demise, please do not use your second chance at life to attack or take revenge on Jen. And please don't tell your friends about this incident... and we won't tell them that you now smell pretty.
Signed, Me
PS - please stay in Suffolk county
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| Posted 5/25/05 2:03 PM |
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Re: Dear Spider (UPDATE)
"Mwah Ha Ha I am watching all of you and waiting but thanks for the spa treatment"
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| Posted 5/25/05 2:07 PM |
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Redhead
You Live, You Learn
Member since 5/05 31871 total posts
Name:
Jennifer
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Re: Dear Spider (UPDATE)
the spa treatment turned you BLUE!
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| Posted 5/25/05 2:17 PM |
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Redhead
You Live, You Learn
Member since 5/05 31871 total posts
Name:
Jennifer
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Re: Dear Spider (UPDATE)
Remember Stephan....I wanted to keep you and care for you
It was the mean others (those who will remain nameless...since i know you know of who i talk of) that conspired agaisnt you..
I drive straight through nassau and queens...
I am more than willing to give you a lift to seek out justice 
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| Posted 5/25/05 2:19 PM |
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MrsERod
Praying for Everyone.
Member since 5/05 26170 total posts
Name:
MrsERod™®
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Re: Dear Spider (UPDATE)
Posted by Redhead
Remember Stephan....I wanted to keep you and care for you
It was the mean others (those who will remain nameless...since i know you know of who i talk of) that conspired agaisnt you..
I drive straight through nassau and queens...
I am more than willing to give you a lift to seek out justice
hahahah OMG!! i just got a mental picture of a little blue spider on the side of the road with his thumb sticking out trying to hitch a ride!!!!!!!!
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| Posted 5/25/05 2:43 PM |
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FeliciaDP
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Member since 5/05 18599 total posts
Name:
Mommy
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Re: Dear Spider (UPDATE)
Oh my goodness thank you for making me laugh ... (or couse .. we are not laughing AT YOU, Stephan .. please leave Jenn alone!)
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| Posted 5/25/05 2:45 PM |
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Posted by MrsERod
Posted by Redhead
Remember Stephan....I wanted to keep you and care for you
It was the mean others (those who will remain nameless...since i know you know of who i talk of) that conspired agaisnt you..
I drive straight through nassau and queens...
I am more than willing to give you a lift to seek out justice
hahahah OMG!! i just got a mental picture of a little blue spider on the side of the road with his thumb sticking out trying to hitch a ride!!!!!!!!
I am imagining 4 wee little thumbs
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| Posted 5/25/05 3:12 PM |
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Redhead
You Live, You Learn
Member since 5/05 31871 total posts
Name:
Jennifer
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Re: Dear Spider (UPDATE)
He's got a ride....
so watch out spider squaher...
stephan is ****** 
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| Posted 5/25/05 3:17 PM |
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