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Momma2015
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Re: Bad puns thread

Why should you never fight a dinosaur?

You'll get jurasskicked. Chat Icon

Posted 1/3/21 7:38 PM
 
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LIRascal
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Re: Bad puns thread

I love these!! Thanks for posting this thread!

My favorites are:

Two peanuts were walking down the street in a shady neighborhood. One was a salted.

My wife applied for a job at the post office, but they wouldn't letter. It's mail-only. Chat Icon

Posted 1/4/21 4:22 PM
 

GoldenRod
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Re: Bad puns thread

If January threw a parade would February March?
No but April May!



I'm tired of 1080p. This January I got a 4K TV.
It will be a New Year's Resolution.

Posted 1/4/21 4:31 PM
 

GoldenRod
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Re: Bad puns thread

I celebrate 4/20 on January 5th, because I know how to reduce fractions.

Posted 1/4/21 4:34 PM
 

Momma2015
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Re: Bad puns thread

A termite walks into a bar and says "Where's the bar tender?"

What did one eye say to the other?
"Between us something smells."

What do you do with chemists when they die? Barium.

Message edited 1/4/2021 5:00:05 PM.

Posted 1/4/21 4:57 PM
 

GoldenRod
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Re: Bad puns thread

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Posted 1/27/21 12:40 PM
 
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