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StaceyWill
It's a girl!!!
Member since 6/10 21539 total posts
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Stacey
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Re: $hit you say
Posted by NervousNell
I also have to start really watching my mouth more because the other day my DD walked in the house and exclaimed "It smells like cat piss in here!"
(The liter was due to be scoped)
I almost died.
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Posted 12/5/16 4:19 PM  |
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Chai77
Brighter days ahead
Member since 4/07 7364 total posts
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Re: $hit you say
Posted by NervousNell
I also have to start really watching my mouth more because the other day my DD walked in the house and exclaimed "It smells like cat piss in here!"
(The liter was due to be scoped)
I almost died.
Yup. While stuck in a long drive thru line, my 4 yo DS all of a sudden yells "Move it dumbass! That guy in the white car is a dumbass!!" 
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| Posted 12/5/16 4:21 PM |
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Chatham-Chick
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Member since 5/05 10312 total posts
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Re: $hit you say
To put things in perspective, I' a SAHM to 4 kids 10 and younger.
"Enough!!!!" - I have arm movements that go along with it. Apparently I look like an Umpire motioning someone they're safe, just with an angry face.
"That's it...I'm canceling Christmas!"  (This is per my daughter.)
"Go to bed!!!!!!!!" - I probably say this the most and in the shortest time span.
ETA:
"I look like butt."
Message edited 12/5/2016 5:16:08 PM.
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| Posted 12/5/16 4:33 PM |
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PhyllisNJoe
My Box Is Broken
Member since 6/11 9145 total posts
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Phyllis
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Re: $hit you say
What the f.ck
Are you kidding me?
Who's so handsome (to my dog Fred)
Mama Mia mama Mia (for my dog Mia)
I don't feeel good
Gimme a minute to get my head straight
I'm exhausted
Well, I was rushing and I .... (insert anything you can think of here )
I'm on deadline
ETA:
Knock it off! and shut the f.ck up - when Fred refuses to stop barking
Message edited 12/5/2016 4:42:02 PM.
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| Posted 12/5/16 4:40 PM |
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GoldenRod
10 years on LIF!
Member since 11/06 26792 total posts
Name:
Shawn
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Re: $hit you say
"It depends"
It answers so many of DC's questions....
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| Posted 12/5/16 4:45 PM |
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NervousNell
Just another chapter in life..
Member since 11/09 54921 total posts
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..being a mommy and being a wife!
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Re: $hit you say
Posted by PhyllisNJoe
What the f.ck
Are you kidding me?
Who's so handsome (to my dog Fred)
Mama Mia mama Mia (for my dog Mia)
I don't feeel good
Gimme a minute to get my head straight
I'm exhausted
Well, I was rushing and I .... (insert anything you can think of here )
I'm on deadline
ETA:
Knock it off! and shut the f.ck up - when Fred refuses to stop barking
Oh you reminded me of another one I forgot...
I don't feel good
Ugh I feel like shit
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| Posted 12/5/16 4:58 PM |
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KarenK122
The Journey is the Destination
Member since 5/05 4431 total posts
Name:
Karen
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Re: $hit you say
"When you're 18" - that answer to all my daughters constant requests, when can I dye my hair, when can I get a perm, when can i drive a car, when can I date, when can I sit in the front seat, when can I go to the mall alone lol. Everything is when she is 18.
"Lower the volume" - DH and DD talk very loud and it annoys me : ).
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| Posted 12/5/16 5:42 PM |
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StaceyWill
It's a girl!!!
Member since 6/10 21539 total posts
Name:
Stacey
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Re: $hit you say
Posted by Chai77
Posted by NervousNell
I also have to start really watching my mouth more because the other day my DD walked in the house and exclaimed "It smells like cat piss in here!"
(The liter was due to be scoped)
I almost died.
Yup. While stuck in a long drive thru line, my 4 yo DS all of a sudden yells "Move it dumbass! That guy in the white car is a dumbass!!"
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| Posted 12/5/16 6:04 PM |
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mema2012
LIF Infant
Member since 10/12 333 total posts
Name:
Mema
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$hit you say
Is it hot in here or is it just me? (Just started getting some pretty serious hot flashes!!)
Are you kidding me?
Shut the fcuk up (but I usually say this in my head)
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| Posted 12/5/16 6:19 PM |
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RainyDay
LIF Adult
Member since 6/15 3998 total posts
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$hit you say
Shit and ****
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| Posted 12/5/16 6:20 PM |
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Michelle1110
My family is complete
Member since 1/12 2338 total posts
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$hit you say
I quit
Oh my god
Get to class!
Are you serious
Fcuk
I can't deal
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| Posted 12/5/16 9:11 PM |
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LuckyStar
LIF Adult
Member since 7/14 7274 total posts
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$hit you say
I'm on my best behavior at work because it's a new job but at my old job:
Is it time to go home?
I need a vacation
I need a drink
No
And now that I drive to work (after commuting to the city for 8 years):
Flucking Long Island
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| Posted 12/5/16 9:28 PM |
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Pinkisles
<3
Member since 11/13 2868 total posts
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$hit you say
No.
Stop that.
I said no.
Get off that.
Can you ask nicely?
Can I have a kiss?
Just eat one more x and you can have x (my son is the worst eater)
Don't say that
Clean up
I love you
Come here smoochie boochie
What are you doing
Are you crazy?
And especially now
DONT TOUCH THE THREE
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| Posted 12/5/16 10:44 PM |
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Pinkisles
<3
Member since 11/13 2868 total posts
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Re: $hit you say
Posted by NervousNell
I also have to start really watching my mouth more because the other day my DD walked in the house and exclaimed "It smells like cat piss in here!"
(The liter was due to be scoped)
I almost died.
I have to do the same. I was listening to my son play with his dinosaurs and he goes "stop it you asshole! Oh you can't say that!!"
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| Posted 12/5/16 10:45 PM |
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MrsA1012
love my little girl !
Member since 9/10 5777 total posts
Name:
Me
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Re: $hit you say
Mommys coming honey, give mommy a minutes , its okay baby, I will be right there. Okay baby, we are almost home. I'm so tired. Please go to sleep baby, I can't take much more. I can't even. I can't take anymore drama. I have no time. That's ridiculous. People are morons. People suck. That's so crazy.
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| Posted 12/5/16 11:03 PM |
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drpepper318
MIR MIR MIR!
Member since 6/07 8274 total posts
Name:
me
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Re: $hit you say
Interesting. (When I'm only half listening to someone or don't really care to give a real response)
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| Posted 12/5/16 11:21 PM |
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LIRascal
drama. daily.
Member since 3/11 7287 total posts
Name:
Michelle
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$hit you say
Hurry up, we're late!
Come on, letttsssss go!
Who's getting smacked?
Ok, ready? Quiet contest
Eat clean!
Stop jumping!
Don't add to the noise
Why are you crying? 
Listen to mommy
(Under my breath to myself) I'm gonna jump out the window
Are you flukking serious right now?
I'm sofaking tired
I use the F curse like it's my job when the kids aren't around
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| Posted 12/5/16 11:26 PM |
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Jenn627
Laaaaaaaambert!
Member since 5/08 9818 total posts
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Jenn
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Re: $hit you say
Me to DD: if you don't stop whatever annoying behavior you're doing, you're going in the garage with the camel crickets.
DD (4.5) to Me: NO YOU'RE GOING IN THE GARAGE
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| Posted 12/6/16 3:40 AM |
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Re: $hit you say
Seriously?
Really?
BOYS!!!!!!!! (Yelling at my kids )
That's not my problem
Stop hitting your brother
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| Posted 12/6/16 8:43 AM |
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AngnShaun
Sisters
Member since 1/10 21015 total posts
Name:
Ang
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$hit you say
Jesus Christ!
Why are you crying?
Jesus Christ, why are you crying????
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| Posted 12/6/16 4:05 PM |
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JC297
LIF Infant
Member since 7/11 358 total posts
Name:
jac
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Re: $hit you say
People are garbage
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| Posted 12/7/16 8:41 AM |
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Peainapod
Peanuts are here!
Member since 1/09 13591 total posts
Name:
Diana
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Re: $hit you say
Jesus Christ!
Im so tired..
and I sigh alot...
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| Posted 12/7/16 9:13 AM |
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Salason
♥
Member since 6/05 9878 total posts
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Re: $hit you say
"Ya know what?"
"Seriously dude?!"
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| Posted 12/7/16 11:10 AM |
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Mushesgirl
Too blessed to be stressed
Member since 4/09 6691 total posts
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Re: $hit you say
Posted by Paramount
F.
Then....
F.
and..
F.
oh, I forgot.
F.
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| Posted 12/8/16 10:48 PM |
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EandF
LIF Adult
Member since 11/11 1674 total posts
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Re: $hit you say
Seriously
Not for nothing
You've got to be kidding me
Come on
To 3 yo DD:
Stop
No
Later
Shh
Because I said so
Do you have to go potty?
Go to sleep!
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| Posted 12/11/16 4:36 PM |
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