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Kazuri
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50shadesofsuck on Tumblr
50shadesofsuck
I amused myself for an hour reading this in an airport. I got a lot of weird looks for LOLing.
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Peainapod
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Re: 50shadesofsuck on Tumblr
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| Posted 5/6/12 7:51 PM |
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Jess2
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Re: 50shadesofsuck on Tumblr
 I really needed a laugh right now, so thank you for posting, very funny. Did anyone see the SNL sketch on 50 shades last night? I thought it was also pretty funny although my DH did not like it.
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| Posted 5/6/12 8:20 PM |
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MsSissy
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Re: 50shadesofsuck on Tumblr
Posted by Jess2
Did anyone see the SNL sketch on 50 shades last night? I thought it was also pretty funny although my DH did not like it.
YES! I thought it was very funny!
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| Posted 5/6/12 8:24 PM |
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megsm3
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Re: 50shadesofsuck on Tumblr
Anastasia's inner goddess
This made me lol
the SNL skit was hilarious
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| Posted 5/6/12 9:13 PM |
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Bluepixie
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Re: 50shadesofsuck on Tumblr
Oh man! I came across this site last week and was laughing soo hard at some of the pictures and comments. Love it!
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| Posted 5/6/12 9:16 PM |
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Lucky09
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Re: 50shadesofsuck on Tumblr
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BriBri2u
L'amore vince sempre
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Re: 50shadesofsuck on Tumblr
OMG dying of laughter reading these.
LMAO:
"Picking up a spear of asparagus, I gaze at him and bite my lip. Then very slowly put the tip of my cold asparagus in my mouth and suck it.
Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 164.
oh yeah- suck that asparagus ****! this book is so hot.*
*no it’s not."
"My account?”
“Your new e-mail address.”
I have an e-mail address?
Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 132.
yeah, last time i checked you’re a college student in the 21st century."
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| Posted 5/7/12 9:50 AM |
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DirtyBlonde
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Re: 50shadesofsuck on Tumblr
I haven't read the book, only this site - her casting choices are hilarious! I love the Abby Lee Miller gifs 
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| Posted 5/7/12 10:04 AM |
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moonmist09
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Re: 50shadesofsuck on Tumblr
this site is effing hilarious!!!!!!!!!!
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| Posted 5/7/12 11:40 AM |
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beanie571
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Re: 50shadesofsuck on Tumblr
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| Posted 5/7/12 12:48 PM |
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liadorbs
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Re: 50shadesofsuck on Tumblr
This is great!!!
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| Posted 5/7/12 1:13 PM |
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Pomegranate5
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Re: 50shadesofsuck on Tumblr
Some of these are so funny!
"José joins us with a Chinese take-out at eight… We watch crap TV, drink beer, and as the evening wears on, we fondly and loudly reminisce as the beer takes effect. It’s been a good four years."
Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 220.
was it really? because last time i checked you were a virgin up to like five days ago and you’ve made two friends total.
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I’d say he was completely smitten, but maybe he has a funny way of showing it.”
Smitten? Christian? Funny way of showing it? I’ll say."
Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 204.
Say? Maybe? He was completely? Words? Question marks?
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| Posted 5/7/12 1:32 PM |
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eroxgirl
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Re: 50shadesofsuck on Tumblr
I'm DYING!
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| Posted 5/7/12 2:07 PM |
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julz33
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Re: 50shadesofsuck on Tumblr
love it!
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| Posted 5/7/12 2:38 PM |
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DRMom
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Re: 50shadesofsuck on Tumblr
So funny. I want to drink with this person
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| Posted 5/7/12 2:45 PM |
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IveGotAFeeling
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Re: 50shadesofsuck on Tumblr
I had to stop reading this because I was literally cracking up at my desk at work!
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| Posted 5/7/12 3:12 PM |
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Pomegranate5
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Re: 50shadesofsuck on Tumblr
Posted by IveGotAFeeling
I had to stop reading this because I was literally cracking up at my desk at work!
Seriously! Some of them surprise me with how funny they are. I had to disguise my laugh as a cough a few times at work.
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| Posted 5/7/12 4:44 PM |
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Waste06
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Re: 50shadesofsuck on Tumblr
love this site!
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| Posted 5/7/12 4:57 PM |
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liadorbs
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Re: 50shadesofsuck on Tumblr
Posted by Pomegranate5
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I’d say he was completely smitten, but maybe he has a funny way of showing it.”
Smitten? Christian? Funny way of showing it? I’ll say."
Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 204.
Say? Maybe? He was completely? Words? Question marks?
This had me in tears!!
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Re: 50shadesofsuck on Tumblr
There is light everywhere. Bright, warm, piercing light, and I endeavor to keep it at bay for a few more precious minutes. I want to hide, just a few more minutes. But the glare is too strong, and I finally succumb to wakefulness. A glorious Seattle morning greets me – sunshine pouring through the full-height windows and flooding the room with too-bright light. Why didn’t we close the blinds last night?
Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 269.
wait, so i’m confused- is it bright in the room? i think a few more wordy sentences about how much light there is would help clarify because i’m confused.
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| Posted 5/7/12 7:26 PM |
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Kazuri
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Re: 50shadesofsuck on Tumblr
“Torturous memories flash through my mind—the gliding, holding hands, kissing, the bathtub, his gentleness, his humor, and his dark, brooding, sexy stare.”
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Fifty Shades Darker, p.4.
…him pulling out my tampon.
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