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Funny bumper stickers

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MrsPornStar
Partners in crime

Member since 10/05

14656 total posts

Name:
Mama

Funny bumper stickers

some new, many old, but most are fun...

1. Constipated People Don't Give A Sh!t.

2. Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself.

3. If You Drink Don't Park, Accidents Cause People.

4. Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?

7. If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better.

8. My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.

11. If At First You Don't Succeed...Blame Someone Else And Seek
Counseling.

13. If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.

14. Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.

16. If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My @ss.

17. You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me

18. The Earth Is Full - Go Home

19. I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha

20. This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me

21. So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time

22. Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult

23. If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?

25. Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway

26. Illiterate? Write For Help

29. He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit

30. I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person

31. You! Out Of The Gene Pool!

32. I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To

33. Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket?

38. Fight Crime: Shoot Back!

42. If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look
Like Jabba The Hut?

43. Necrophillia: That Uncontrollable Urge To Crack Open A Cold One.

45. Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel

46. Boldly Going Nowhere

48. Caution - Driver Legally Blonde!

51. Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window

54. Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch

55. Saw It... Wanted It... Had A Fit... Got It!

56. My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom.

59. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

60. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

62. BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.

63. So you're a feminist...Isn't that precious.

65. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder

Posted 7/6/06 3:37 PM
 
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kaklesmay
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Name:
Kim

Re: Funny bumper stickers

My fav

Dont drink and drive, you might spill your beer

Posted 7/6/06 3:40 PM
 

MrsPornStar
Partners in crime

Member since 10/05

14656 total posts

Name:
Mama

Re: Funny bumper stickers

I love #31 and #59

Posted 7/6/06 4:08 PM
 

mommy2bella
Where does time go?

Member since 12/05

9747 total posts

Name:
Kelly

Re: Funny bumper stickers

Posted by hmpena


4. Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?

59. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.




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I am loving #4

Posted 7/6/06 4:10 PM
 

PEACH28
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Denea

Re: Funny bumper stickers

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Posted 7/6/06 4:11 PM
 
 

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