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Dear Nasty Old Lady that Dave overhead and is VERY lucky I didn't....

No thank you, my daughter does NOT in fact need a jacket this evening. Yes - it is cool out, but if you were holding my darling baby girl, you would FEEL the dampness that is her back from her sweat. You would also feel her pants (she was wearing a short sleeve onesie and jeans) that are damp with sweat. It is the REASON we were walking around the mall CARRYING her - because she was sooo hot. She is EXACTLY like her dad and i, ALWAYS warm (and we were in fact, wearing shorts and t-shirts) - so take your comment and SHOVE IT!

thank you much -

jessica

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People need to shut-up




Dear life,

Stop kicking me.

Kelly

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Dear DH,

You really pizzed me off today, thanks for being so "kind" to me all day

Signed,

Your bitchy wife

Message edited 10/11/2009 5:43:44 PM.

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Dear DH,

Please stop leaving your dirty dishes in the sink after you stuff your face.. or i am going to stab you..

love your
SLAVE

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Dear Bryan & Carolynn,

You know Mommy LOVES you both sooo very much! Let me give you some advice though.
It would be A LOT easier if you didn't wait until after I JUST changed you, only, to, well, you know..Stink up the house!
Do it all at once and its easier on us!

Love,
Your mommy who wipes your hineys a million times a day!

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Dear lady with the nasty nails at SIL's wedding,

No, DS does not need to "get rid" of the binky. I'm pretty sure its better that he has a binky than to scream during the service. And, NO, he does not need another piece of bread. He's had enough, thank you.

Signed,
The binky loving mommy

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Dear DD,

I love that you are crawling and climbing on everything now and it's so much fun to watch you grow. I wish, however, that you would just chill for a few after eating a big meal instead of immediately climbing up on me and bouncing. I have no jeans left without barf stains.

Signed,

Mommy needs to do laundry (again)

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Dear MIL,
Yes I'm feeding my daughter ALL that, you need to take your obsession with food and watch what YOU'RE eating because my 10 month old isn't the one with the weight problem in the room, I think you are!

Sigined,
your thin daughter in law

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Dear Ex DH,

Why must you stress me out every single time I talk to you or see you?

Signed,

your Ex wife who is getting tired of your sh!t!

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Dear MIL,

Thank you for not acknowledging the invitation for DD's baptism in any way. No need to offer to help either.

Please do not make yourself the star of what should be my baby girl's big day. I would also appreciate it if you not take a happy, sleeping baby out of my mom's arms so you can have your moment

Thank you also for questioning my deacisions of what I want to feed my children allow them to play with, go back to work etc. Makes me feel like a great mom!

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Dear DS,

Please let mommy have a slice of pizza in peace so she is re-energized to run after you in climbing section of the gym.

Thank you,
Your mommy who is now hurting from doing Monkey moves to keep up with you for 2 hours.

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Dear every Halloween Costume Store on Long Island......

Thank you for selling only SEXY versions of all of your female adult costumes.

I am a mother of 2 and pushing 40...I do not want to wear a costume that is soo short that you can see what I ate for lunch!

Naughty Nurse, Foxy Fire woman, hot prisoner.....even the Disney Princess costumes were nasty...Cinderella didn't wear a corset..Snow whites dress covered her woo woo...don't get me started on their versions of Little Bo Peep and alice in Wonderland..

Signed, Not too Shabby Mom- looking for a nice costume...not one for a 90Lb Lady Of The Evening

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Dear Mom,

Thank you so much for taking the kids this weekend while I recovered from my umbilical hernia operation. You do so much for me and I'm so lucky to have a mom like you.

Love,
Stef

Dear Dh,

Thank you for taking two days off and taking care of the kids while I recovered. I really think those 4 days you spent taking care of the kids really made you understand what I do as a mom here at home. I also think it brought you closer to the children as well.

Love,
Stef

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Posted by Stefanie

Dear Mom,

Thank you so much for taking the kids this weekend while I recovered from my umbilical hernia operation. You do so much for me and I'm so lucky to have a mom like you.

Love,
Stef

Dear Dh,

Thank you for taking two days off and taking care of the kids while I recovered. I really think those 4 days you spent taking care of the kids really made you understand what I do as a mom here at home. I also think it brought you closer to the children as well.

Love,
Stef

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Dear family,

if you want to hold a family party and want ds and i to attend you have to start earlier then 6pm... yes i do know that none of you have kids and do not understand, but ds goes to bed at 7 and since i am alone at night with him i really do try and stick to that schedule... especially since i am also 27 weeks pregnant and need my sleep!


--the crazy person who has their child on a (gasp) schedule

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Dear Everyone on LIFamilies,

Thank you so much for posting coupon deals at various children's stores. Thanks to all of you, I am officially a shop-a-holic. My DD has more clothes than I do and I started hiding the bills from DH.





Thank you very much,
Karen

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Dear Mom, and Ya Ya,

No, He does not need to "put some meat on his bones" HE is just fine the way he is. He also has no problem with the size of the spoon I feed him with. Further more, I am not uptight, I just dont think giving him a wing with Franks hot sauce at 8.5 months is neccesary!

thanks,
Your OVERTIRED and PMS'ing daugther/granddaughter!

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And another

Dear DH,

Thanks for watching the boy this weekend while I worked. I do appreciate it. I would however appreciate if you put ALL your crap and toys away before I get home! I am glad you got a taste of MY day. I find it hilarious, that you just now came to the conclusion "IT IS A LOT OF WORK TO TAKE CARE OF HIM" Yes, I do realize, as I do it EVERYDAY. So, manup and get ready for next weekend as Im pulling an iron....

Love,
Wifey!
xoxox

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THat's great Jess! I know exactly how you feel. People tell me to put on a jacket on Mason all the time... I'm like, he's always sweating and he's got a blanket on him in the carseat. It's not very comfy with a puffy jacket in a carseat plus the blanket.

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Dear Construction Workers on North Ocean Ave,

Thanks so much for doing whatever you are doing to the road on North Ocean and Rt 112 I really loved the pothole you left and now I have a bubble in my tire!!

Thanks,
****** off Mom who cursed you the whole way to work

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