Madame Zaritska predicts your birth experience

This is what mine said:

The day you deliver, outside will be overcast. Your baby will arrive in the mid morning. After a labor lasting approximately 13 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 13 pounds, 8 ounces, and will be 21 inches long. This child will have medium blue eyes and curly auburn hair.

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This was mine

The day you deliver, outside will be foggy. Your baby will arrive in wee hours of the morning .

After a labor lasting approximately 4 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 6 pounds, 8 ounces, and will be 21 inches long. This child will have light brown eyes and be completely bald.

Okaayyy

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This is what mine said...

The day you deliver, outside will be slightly overcast. Your baby will arrive in wee hours of the morning .

After a labor lasting approximately 6 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 9 pounds, 9 ounces, and will be 20-1/2 inches long. This child will have light blue eyes and be almost bald.

i am not sure where the light blue eyes come from...(mailman??)

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Oh boy, 13 lbs!

I'll be praying for you!!

Here's mine:

The day you deliver, outside will be cloudy. Your baby will arrive in wee hours of the morning .

After a labor lasting approximately 2 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 5 pounds, 7 ounces, and will be 19 inches long. This child will have dark brown eyes and a little patch of brown hair.


2 hours of labor sounds good to me!

Message edited 7/13/2009 4:35:38 PM.

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Here's mine!! I'm just happy it doesn't say it will be 13 pounds...good luck with that one!


The day you deliver, outside will be windy. Your baby will arrive in the morning.

After a labor lasting approximately 17 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 6 pounds, 8 ounces, and will be 20-1/2 inches long. This child will have light brown eyes and be completely bald.

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The day you deliver, outside will be warm. Your baby will arrive in the morning.

After a labor lasting approximately 3 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 6 pounds, 12 ounces, and will be 18 inches long. This child will have hazel eyes and some very fine hair.

I'm due in February so I am not sure how warm it will be, but I'd be happy with only 3 hours of labor and a 6 lb 12 oz baby

Message edited 7/13/2009 4:44:26 PM.

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Lol, this is fun! (And totally scientific!) Thanks for posting it!

The day you deliver, outside will be sunny. Your baby will arrive in the early evening.

After a labor lasting approximately 6 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 7 pounds, 3 ounces, and will be 20 inches long. This child will have green eyes and a lot of hair.

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The day you deliver, outside will be breezy. Your baby will arrive in the afternoon.

After a labor lasting approximately 3 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 7 pounds, 15 ounces, and will be 18 inches long. This child will have light blue eyes and a little patch of brown hair.




3 hours? sign me up!

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This was mine 6 months ago:
After a labor lasting approximately 22 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 8 pounds, 3 ounces, and will be 21 inches long. This child will have light blue eyes and some blond hair.

This is the one it just gave me:
The day you deliver, outside will be windy. Your baby will arrive in the early evening.

After a labor lasting approximately 4 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 6 pounds, 8 ounces, and will be 17-1/2 inches long. This child will have light brown eyes and a little patch of brown hair.

ETA: I just noticed the new prediction said light brown eyes and brown hair---not sure where that is coming from since DH and i both have very light blue eyes are are red heads.

Message edited 7/13/2009 5:35:50 PM.

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mine
The day you deliver, outside will be breezy. Your baby will arrive at night.

After a labor lasting approximately 24 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 5 pounds, 7 ounces, and will be 17-1/2 inches long. This child will have light brown eyes and a little patch of brown hair.


24 hours of labor I am having a c-section

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The day you deliver, outside will be sunny. Your baby will arrive in the afternoon.

After a labor lasting approximately 23 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 7 pounds, 14 ounces, and will be 17 inches long. This child will have blue eyes and dark hair.



17 inches long? A SHORTY!

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The day you deliver, outside will be hazy. Your baby will arrive in the evening.

After a labor lasting approximately 8 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 6 pounds, 14 ounces, and will be 20-1/2 inches long. This child will have blue eyes and a lot of hair.

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The day you deliver, outside will be slightly overcast. Your baby will arrive in the early evening.

After a labor lasting approximately 3 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 8 pounds, 5 ounces, and will be 18 inches long. This child will have hazel eyes and be almost bald.

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The day you deliver, outside will be rainy. Your baby will arrive in the afternoon.

After a labor lasting approximately 24 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 5 pounds, 14 ounces, and will be 17 inches long. This child will have hazel eyes and be completely bald.

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The day you deliver, outside will be hazy. Your baby will arrive in the morning.

After a labor lasting approximately 5 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 8 pounds, 11 ounces, and will be 19-1/2 inches long. This child will have hazel eyes and a little patch of brown hair.

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The day you deliver, outside will be sunny. Your baby will arrive in the early evening.

After a labor lasting approximately 5 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 7 pounds, 5 ounces, and will be 21 inches long. This child will have green eyes and some blond hair.

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hmmm, I seriously hope not!!!!
My reading:

The day you deliver, outside will be bright. Your baby will arrive in the mid morning. After a labor lasting approximately 44 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 15 pounds, 8 ounces, and will be 20-1/2 inches long. This child will have dark gray eyes and fluffy brown hair.

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After a labor lasting approximately 18 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 8 pounds, 13 ounces, and will be 18 inches long. This child will have dark brown eyes and a lot of hair.

We'll see...

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The day you deliver, outside will be sunny. Your baby will arrive in the afternoon.

After a labor lasting approximately 10 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 8 pounds, 13 ounces, and will be 19 inches long. This child will have dark brown eyes and some very fine hair.

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The day you deliver, outside will be breezy. Your baby will arrive in the evening.

After a labor lasting approximately 7 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 10 pounds, 2 ounces, and will be 19 inches long. This child will have hazel eyes and be almost bald.

But there is more. I get the impression that you have some questions -- unresolved concerns you have been too shy to address with your caregiver. This is quite typical.

Neat

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The day you deliver, outside will be blustery. Your baby will arrive in the morning.

After a labor lasting approximately 5 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 7 pounds, 13 ounces, and will be 19-1/2 inches long. This child will have blue eyes and a lot of hair.

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The day you deliver, outside will be windy. Your baby will arrive in the early evening.

After a labor lasting approximately 9 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 11 pounds, 6 ounces, and will be 19 inches long. This child will have light blue eyes and a little patch of brown hair.

But there is more. I get the impression that you have some questions -- unresolved concerns you have been too shy to address with your caregiver. This is quite typical. You might appreciate some of the advice to some of these seemingly embarassing pregnancy questions.

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11lbs GET THE EFF OUT OF HERE..i would ask someone to just kill me if there was an 11lb baby trying to make its way out of my whoohaa.

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The day you deliver, outside will be warm. Your baby will arrive in the afternoon.

After a labor lasting approximately 2 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 6 pounds, 15 ounces, and will be 21 inches long. This child will have blue eyes and some very fine hair.

~I would love it if this were true.

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Mine said this:

The day you deliver, outside will be hazy. Your baby will arrive in the evening.

After a labor lasting approximately 2 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 8 pounds, 15 ounces, and will be 21 inches long. This child will have light brown eyes and some blond hair.

I am having a girl...that much is right so far