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CherylWoops
momma's boy
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Cheryl
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Witty Retort to Obnoxious Comments Thread
Go to town ladies.
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Posted 2/20/08 2:59 PM  |
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BF-Mystery
LIF Infant
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Re: Witty Retort to Obnoxious Comments Thread
I may be fat, but you're ugly and I can loose weight 
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| Posted 2/20/08 3:20 PM |
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headoverheels
s'il vous plaît
Member since 6/07 42079 total posts
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LB
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Re: Witty Retort to Obnoxious Comments Thread
comment: "oh look how big you're getting!"
reply: "yeah, well i'm pregnant - what's your excuse?"
comment: "you look exhausted" (translation - you look like shite)
reply: it must be from all that wild and crazy sex i was having with your mother last night.
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| Posted 2/20/08 3:21 PM |
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nrthshgrl
It goes fast. Pay attention.
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Re: Witty Retort to Obnoxious Comments Thread
To any comment about weight gain from either a male or female:
"Wow, you are looking pretty big too! When are you due?"
"I know. I look full, right?"
"Yes. I've decided to start carrying the baby in my ***"
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| Posted 2/20/08 3:28 PM |
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Chica
Cuteness!
Member since 10/06 3013 total posts
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Erica
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Re: Witty Retort to Obnoxious Comments Thread
Jerk (pointing at belly): "You look huge"
Me: "It must be all the beer"
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| Posted 2/20/08 5:48 PM |
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saraH
happy birthday sweet kate!
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I know that God exsists, I held her in my arms...
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Re: Witty Retort to Obnoxious Comments Thread
It gets better after you have kids.
BIL: wow, sarah you look like sh it.
Me: nice to see you too, jackazz.
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| Posted 2/20/08 5:56 PM |
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sami
So very blessed!! Thank u !!
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Re: Witty Retort to Obnoxious Comments Thread
Are you sure your not carrying twins!!
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| Posted 2/20/08 5:59 PM |
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LJSMommy
Love him!
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Re: Witty Retort to Obnoxious Comments Thread
"Are you sure there's nothing wrong with the baby? You are not getting much of a belly?"
Me:"Oh I must of forgot to mention I'm having a dwarf"
JACKAZZ!!!!!
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| Posted 2/20/08 6:04 PM |
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Goldi0218
My miracles!
Member since 12/05 23902 total posts
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Leslie
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Re: Witty Retort to Obnoxious Comments Thread
Ya know the gym teacher at my school came up to me and said:
"Women who are pregnant shouldnt drink coffee because they could lose the baby."
Mind you I hadn't made an announcement and he says this in front of a boat load of people none of whom I had planned to share news with. All I could say was:
"What are you TALKING about?"
and played dumb. Is this supposed to be comforting? Are you an MD? Are YOU between my legs (ew)?
(Little did he know I had 2 m/c's with a zero caffeine intake and now a healthy pregnancy with a cup of coffee every day - THANK YOU BUT YOUR LITTLE STUDY MEANS JACK POOP TO ME!)
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| Posted 2/20/08 6:23 PM |
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