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GoldenRod
10 years on LIF!
Member since 11/06 26792 total posts
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Shawn
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To Be 6 Again... (joke)
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.
'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose
early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day!
He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being six again??'
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. 'I meant my dress size, you dumb ***!'
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he's gonna get it wrong.
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Long Island Weddings
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4ForMe
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Member since 11/05 5666 total posts
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Barbara
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Re: To Be 6 Again... (joke)
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| Posted 2/1/08 8:14 AM |
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TreAnt427
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Member since 8/06 8652 total posts
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Tracy
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Re: To Be 6 Again... (joke)
So True! 
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| Posted 2/1/08 8:16 AM |
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HeathKernandez
Our Ron is an awesome Ron
Member since 4/07 9091 total posts
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baby fish mouth
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Re: To Be 6 Again... (joke)
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| Posted 2/1/08 8:41 AM |
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PotofLuck06
Our Baby Boy Is Here!!!
Member since 11/06 13241 total posts
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Betsy
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Re: To Be 6 Again... (joke)
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| Posted 2/1/08 9:30 AM |
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2BEANS
wow time is going fast.
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Tina
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Re: To Be 6 Again... (joke)
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| Posted 2/1/08 9:43 AM |
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pugmama
April already?
Member since 3/06 5297 total posts
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Erica
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Re: To Be 6 Again... (joke)
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| Posted 2/1/08 9:44 AM |
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evnme
My little lamb
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aka momma2b
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Re: To Be 6 Again... (joke)
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| Posted 2/1/08 1:10 PM |
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luckystars3
2015
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Julie
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Re: To Be 6 Again... (joke)
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| Posted 2/1/08 4:33 PM |
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Dani922
Here's to new beginnings
Member since 10/07 7260 total posts
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Danielle
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Re: To Be 6 Again... (joke)
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| Posted 2/1/08 7:06 PM |
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mcl916
my two loves
Member since 10/06 5133 total posts
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Megan
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Re: To Be 6 Again... (joke)
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| Posted 2/1/08 8:01 PM |
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IrishTracy
Believe!!
Member since 5/05 15167 total posts
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Tracy
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Re: To Be 6 Again... (joke)
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| Posted 2/1/08 8:35 PM |
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inbliss
I'm a mommy to a 2 year old!!!
Member since 1/08 1694 total posts
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Andrea
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Re: To Be 6 Again... (joke)
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| Posted 2/1/08 9:01 PM |
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lvdolphins
My Loves!
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Re: To Be 6 Again... (joke)
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| Posted 2/1/08 9:30 PM |
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MrsK
LIF Adolescent
Member since 10/06 891 total posts
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Christine
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Re: To Be 6 Again... (joke)
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| Posted 2/1/08 9:34 PM |
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Re: To Be 6 Again... (joke)
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| Posted 2/2/08 6:47 AM |
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lkrpaul
Becoming a Big Brother!
Member since 5/07 2541 total posts
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Laura
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Re: To Be 6 Again... (joke)
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| Posted 2/2/08 9:24 AM |
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luvsbob4603
To a healthy 2013
Member since 5/05 21840 total posts
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To a brand new year to a healthier me
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Re: To Be 6 Again... (joke)
that was cute.
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| Posted 2/2/08 10:40 AM |
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SoinLove
Making big changes
Member since 5/05 16541 total posts
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Kristin
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Re: To Be 6 Again... (joke)
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| Posted 2/2/08 11:37 AM |
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kms717
St Philomena Protect My Son
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Kelly
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Re: To Be 6 Again... (joke)
That was great!
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| Posted 2/2/08 11:51 AM |
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