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Preguntas
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Prison slang
I need some real nitty gritty prison slang knowledge.
DH learned on the train the other day (by eavesdropping a VERY loud conversation that he was gracious enough to record with his cell phone  ), that if you don't put money in the commisary, you become pork and beans.
I need more gems like this.
Anyone?
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Boobobunny
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Re: Prison slang
Prison Slang
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| Posted 1/24/08 11:22 AM |
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HeathKernandez
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Re: Prison slang
BONE: A term often used by inmates meaning to be the dominant partner (male role) in the performance of sodomy.
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| Posted 1/24/08 11:32 AM |
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MrsPJB2007
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Re: Prison slang
its so sad that DHs dad and his dads girlfriend are well versed in said slang
oh and its not "going to prison"
its "on vacation"
hence the sentence:
"Hey dad---where's maria?"
"oh you know---that b*tch is on vacation up in Yaphank"
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| Posted 1/24/08 11:34 AM |
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HeathKernandez
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Re: Prison slang
BURNED: When an inmate has caused another to see his penis either by accident or on purpose, you are said to have been burned.
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| Posted 1/24/08 11:35 AM |
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HeathKernandez
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Re: Prison slang
ZOMBIE: (walking dead); After an inmate has masturbated while looking at someone, they sometimes refer to that person as a zombie.
of course, I'm giving you all the ones that have to do with peni...
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| Posted 1/24/08 11:36 AM |
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bomb-blast
bye bye
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Leo
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Re: Prison slang
I must look like a zombie all day! Sheesh!
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| Posted 1/24/08 11:38 AM |
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Preguntas
it's pretty precious
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Lauren
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Re: Prison slang
These are gold, keep em coming.
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| Posted 1/24/08 11:40 AM |
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BunnyBaby
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Re: Prison slang
Bone Yard : The visiting trailers, used for overnight
visits of wives and/or families.
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| Posted 1/24/08 11:43 AM |
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bomb-blast
bye bye
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Leo
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Re: Prison slang
Blanket party - Throwing a blanket over a despised prisoner, so he or she can't identify an attacker.
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| Posted 1/24/08 11:44 AM |
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BunnyBaby
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Re: Prison slang
Keister : To hide something in the anal cavity. To "Keister" (pronounced Keester) something, as in, "I've got the dope stashed in the keister" or "suitcase".
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HeathKernandez
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Re: Prison slang
CAT HEAD: On some units housing older convicts biscuits or rolls are often called cat heads, the origin of this word is not known, but it is believed that they were referring to the fact that a cat’s head is very hard, as are the rolls.
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| Posted 1/24/08 11:45 AM |
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HeathKernandez
Our Ron is an awesome Ron
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baby fish mouth
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Re: Prison slang
CHO CHO: Ice Cream.
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| Posted 1/24/08 11:46 AM |
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Preguntas
it's pretty precious
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Lauren
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Re: Prison slang
adding this for my own future reference
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| Posted 1/24/08 2:06 PM |
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bomb-blast
bye bye
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Leo
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Re: Prison slang
Prison Lube... 
speechless
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| Posted 1/24/08 2:11 PM |
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DirtyBlonde
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Re: Prison slang
It is the source for all knowledge.
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| Posted 1/24/08 2:11 PM |
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Preguntas
it's pretty precious
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Lauren
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Re: Prison slang
Posted by bomb-blast
Prison Lube...
speechless
I really find it hard to believe that you have never heard of prison lube!!!
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| Posted 1/24/08 2:12 PM |
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Preguntas
it's pretty precious
Member since 1/07 3839 total posts
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Lauren
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Re: Prison slang
Posted by DirtyBlonde
It is the source for all knowledge.
tis true- I don't know why I didn't check there first. I didn't know the search feature worked for definitions.
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| Posted 1/24/08 2:12 PM |
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bomb-blast
bye bye
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Leo
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Re: Prison slang
Posted by Preguntas
I really find it hard to believe that you have never heard of prison lube!!!
sadly i was always on the wrong end of it 
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| Posted 1/24/08 2:17 PM |
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Preguntas
it's pretty precious
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Lauren
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Re: Prison slang
Posted by bomb-blast
Posted by Preguntas
I really find it hard to believe that you have never heard of prison lube!!!
sadly i was always on the wrong end of it
that makes more sense.
I think prison lube is a courteous gesture, you should be thankful.
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| Posted 1/24/08 2:20 PM |
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bomb-blast
bye bye
Member since 11/06 1327 total posts
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Leo
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Re: Prison slang
Posted by Preguntas
that makes more sense.
I think prison lube is a courteous gesture, you should be thankful.
I was! To show my thankfulness, I even tossed them a nice healthy salad!  The regular prison food is so yucky!
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| Posted 1/24/08 2:22 PM |
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Re: Prison slang
Posted by MrsPJB2007
its so sad that DHs dad and his dads girlfriend are well versed in said slang
oh and its not "going to prison"
its "on vacation"
hence the sentence:
"Hey dad---where's maria?"
"oh you know---that b*tch is on vacation up in Yaphank"
My clients tell me they were "away," or "in the joint," or sometimes they just say "upstate," or "at Riverhead."
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MrsERod
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Re: Prison slang
Posted by bomb-blast
I must look like a zombie all day! Sheesh!
remind me to never post my picture on here again
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| Posted 1/24/08 2:58 PM |
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Chica
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Re: Prison slang
Oh, I'll have to get back to you on this. I'll ask DH tonight. He (oddly enough) loves this stuff!
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| Posted 1/24/08 4:10 PM |
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Preguntas
it's pretty precious
Member since 1/07 3839 total posts
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Lauren
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Re: Prison slang
Posted by Chica
Oh, I'll have to get back to you on this. I'll ask DH tonight. He (oddly enough) loves this stuff!
PLease do- seriously.
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