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Mill188
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best shipment confirmation ever!
I ordered D a part for his fish tank for Christmas. This is the shipping confirmation I just received. It's long but I needed a chuckle today and this definitely provided it:
"Your aquarium supplies have been carefully picked from Marine Depot's shelves like delicate berries and placed into a wicker basket lined with unicorn fur. With the grace of a ballerina, we tiptoed them to our packing station where Santa's Elves who work with us during their off-season prepared your order for shipment. Your products were methodically placed in each box using techniques taught to us by a former Tetris World Champion. Using a pair of tweezers, we placed hundreds of packing peanuts one-by-one into every nook and cranny to ensure safe transport. We are proud to share with you that our packing peanuts are reusable, recyclable, biodegradable and made using 100% recycled content. They also do not trigger peanut allergies. Eat your heart out, Mr. Peanut.
Saying goodbye to such sought-after products is always gut-wrenching. That is why we offer employees unlimited handkerchiefs as a part of our generous benefits package. As your order was whisked away at light speed down our assembly line into the loving arms of the shipping courier, our warehouse elves, with tears in their eyes, joined hands and whispered, "Jábba sô kalîk qonay." We don't speak Elvish ourselves, but they tell us the rough translation is "May these supplies bring stability and success to the aquarium and its owner." Wow, we are getting a little choked up ourselves now. Thanks, elves.
As the delivery truck pulled away from our warehouse dock, a rare double rainbow appeared overhead. That's when we knew the products we had raised since they were mere hatchlings were on their way to a better home. Please take care of them and, we promise, they will take care of you. With sincere appreciation, The MarineDepot.com Family"
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MarathonKnitter
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Member since 2/07 17374 total posts
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Re: best shipment confirmation ever!
too funny!!
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| Posted 12/20/16 10:13 AM |
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ohbaby08
Winter is Coming
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best shipment confirmation ever!
I don't even have fish, but I want to buy something because they seem awesome! lol
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| Posted 12/20/16 10:15 AM |
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Xelindrya
Mommy's little YouTube Star!
Member since 8/05 14470 total posts
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best shipment confirmation ever!
That is AWESOME!!!
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| Posted 12/20/16 10:22 AM |
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chilltocam
LIF Adult
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Re: best shipment confirmation ever!
Posted by ohbaby08
I don't even have fish, but I want to buy something because they seem awesome! lol
Exactly!
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| Posted 12/20/16 10:23 AM |
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Mill188
LIF Adult
Member since 3/09 3073 total posts
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Re: best shipment confirmation ever!
I never used this place before. They just had the part he wanted after doing a google search but ....
I think I love them.
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| Posted 12/20/16 10:27 AM |
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Laura1976
Member since 5/05 5754 total posts
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Re: best shipment confirmation ever!
omg, i love them.
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| Posted 12/20/16 10:32 AM |
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Momma2015
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Re: best shipment confirmation ever!
Someone really loves their job. This is fantastic.
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| Posted 12/20/16 10:32 AM |
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jlm2008
LIF Adult
Member since 1/10 5092 total posts
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best shipment confirmation ever!
That is awesome!!
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| Posted 12/20/16 10:51 AM |
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pumpkinmom
LIF Adult
Member since 5/12 2912 total posts
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best shipment confirmation ever!
Cute. I read something similar recently. Can't recall where, but it was about getting customers to open emails and sell other products and services.
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| Posted 12/20/16 11:05 AM |
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ANewDayHasCome
Love multiplies, not divides
Member since 11/12 14481 total posts
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Re: best shipment confirmation ever!
That's amazing. I want to buy something from them I don't need.
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| Posted 12/20/16 11:34 AM |
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LSP2005
Bunny kisses are so cute!
Member since 5/05 19461 total posts
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Re: best shipment confirmation ever!
Thank you for sharing. I don't have fish, but also feel the need to order from them. That is just great.
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| Posted 12/20/16 12:01 PM |
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WannaBeAMom11
LIF Adult
Member since 1/11 7391 total posts
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best shipment confirmation ever!
That's awesome.
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| Posted 12/20/16 12:37 PM |
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Hofstra26
Love to Bake!
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Re: best shipment confirmation ever!
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| Posted 12/20/16 12:44 PM |
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LizD
LIF Adolescent
Member since 4/06 763 total posts
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Liz
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Re: best shipment confirmation ever!
that is awesome. Love it
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| Posted 12/20/16 5:22 PM |
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hmm
Sweet
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best shipment confirmation ever!
LOVE IT!!
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| Posted 12/20/16 6:31 PM |
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