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MC09
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#TrumpYourThanksgiving tweets
Has anyone seen these? I can't stop laughing! 
Just a few:
No, just no, why Thanksgiving? It's weak. From now on it's Thankstaking, and it starts now.
The wishbone tradition is rigged, believe me. It's a disas- I WON... The wishbone tradition is genius.
Pardon a turkey? Why would I pardon a turkey? It's a low energy bird. Very ugly, and frankly, it owes me an apology.
The turkey had stuffing coming out of its wherever.
Nina & Pinta would not be my first choice. The Santa Maria is a 4, maybe a 5 without the sails.
I prefer turkeys that weren't captured.
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mnmsoinlove
Mommy to 2 sweet girls!
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Re: #TrumpYourThanksgiving tweets
These are hysterical!!
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| Posted 11/23/16 3:06 AM |
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#TrumpYourThanksgiving tweets
Too funny. I'll add one.
Grab 'em by the giblets ;)
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| Posted 11/23/16 5:56 AM |
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Hope2009
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Re: #TrumpYourThanksgiving tweets
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| Posted 11/23/16 6:07 AM |
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MC09
arrrghhh!!!!
Member since 2/09 5674 total posts
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Re: #TrumpYourThanksgiving tweets
Some more:
Make a lot of promises about what you're going to bring, and then show up with nothing.
If this turkey wasn't my dinner, I'd be dating it.
Can you pass the basket of deplorables?
You know I'm automatically attracted to beautiful turkeys-- I just start gobbling them.
The concept of Thanksgiving was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. Models non-competitive.
This pie dough is too sticky. What should I use?
"WHITE FLOUR! WHITE FLOUR!"
"Siri: what is giving?"
Butterball is not sending us its best turkeys. They're bringing fat, cholesterol. And I assume some are good birds.
I'll never pardon the turkey. I might have my AG prosecute it though.
Even if you've never cooked before... Convince your family that you'll cook a better turkey than anyone in history.
The turkeys are going to stuff themselves and they are going to pay for the stuffing!
*builds a mashed potato wall to separate dark and white turkey meat*
President Trump pardons a turkey, but only the white meat.
Fruitcakes are banned. Just until we find out what's going on!
Hog the gravy for yourself. Say you'll pass the butter, then don't do it. Then say you never said you'd pass it.
Message edited 11/23/2016 7:47:53 AM.
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| Posted 11/23/16 7:36 AM |
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StaceyWill
It's a girl!!!
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Re: #TrumpYourThanksgiving tweets
Posted by TheDivaBrideandTeddyFrog
Too funny. I'll add one.
Grab 'em by the giblets ;)
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| Posted 11/23/16 7:46 AM |
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MC09
arrrghhh!!!!
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Re: #TrumpYourThanksgiving tweets
Loser @nytimes lies! Said I pardoned turkey and then ate it. NOT FAIR! I'll sue corrupt media! Turkey was delicious.
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| Posted 11/23/16 7:52 AM |
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oneday
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Re: #TrumpYourThanksgiving tweets
Posted by MC09
Hog the gravy for yourself. Say you'll pass the butter, then don't do it. Then say you never said you'd pass it.
These are all great!
I guess laughter is better than tears.
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| Posted 11/23/16 8:47 AM |
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Momma2015
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Re: #TrumpYourThanksgiving tweets
I needed this.
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| Posted 11/23/16 8:52 AM |
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NervousNell
Just another chapter in life..
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Re: #TrumpYourThanksgiving tweets
These are hysterical.
I remember before the election they had the Trump book report tweets that were amazing as well.
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| Posted 11/23/16 8:57 AM |
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