The Affair(Joke)

The 1st Affair
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they
Went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell
Asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to
Take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his
Shoes and drove home."Where have you been?" his wife demanded.
"I can't lie to you," he replied, "I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon." She looked down at his shoes and said: "You lying *******! You've
Been playing golf!"

The 2nd Affair A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked
About having a son. They decided to try one last time for the son they
Always wanted. The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful
father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He was horrified at the
ugliest child he had ever seen. He told his wife: "There's no way I can be the father of this baby. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered! Have you been fooling
Around behind my back?"
The wife smiled sweetly and replied: "Not this time!"

The 3rd Affair
A mortician was working late one night. He examined the body of Mr.
Schwartz, about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery.
Schwartz had the largest private part he had ever seen! "I'm sorry
Mr. Schwartz," the mortician commented, "I can't allow you to
be cremated with such an impressive private part. It must be saved
for posterity." So, he removed it, stuffed it into his briefcase,
and took it home. "I have something to show you won't believe," he
said to his wife, opening his briefcase. "My God!" the wife
exclaimed, "Schwartz is dead!"

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