Another BBB adventure and subsequent "pearl" from DH...

I was in BBB with an LIF mommy today and as we went to the bathroom (as I tend to do often), a mother was changing her daughter's dirty diaper telling her how wonderful it was that she had "one poopie a day." So I of course said "I wish I could have one poopie a day" and proceeded to wash my hands in complete jealousy of this adorable little girl....

UNTIL I looked over again to see that her entire back was covered and her mom had to change her clothing and clean her the best she could considering her limited surroundings and materials. I said to my friend, "I wonder how DH would handle this" knowing full well he would have a male meltdown if I wasn't in the vicinity. Ya see, poop ain't his thing.

I go home and discussed the matter with DH and he says "I am going to put a 50 foot chain on you that will allow you to get as far as the mailbox so in case this does happen, you will be forced to deal with it. " Why not just install a Lo-Jack under my skin and re-name me Rapunzel?

I am doomed I tell you. Simply doomed.

Re: Another BBB adventure and subsequent "pearl" from DH...

OMG- between the diaper blow-outs, the projectile spit-up, and the random peeing on you during diaper changes (yes- girls do it too!!), that chain is going to be FILTHY!!!

Re: Another BBB adventure and subsequent "pearl" from DH...

Posted by Porrruss



OMG- between the diaper blow-outs, the projectile spit-up, and the random peeing on you during diaper changes (yes- girls do it too!!), that chain is going to be FILTHY!!!