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Dear Ed-lie,

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Goldi0218
My miracles!

Member since 12/05

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Name:
Leslie

Dear Ed-lie,

Oh my darling daughter. I so look forward to seeing you, holding you and spoiling you with love and the best that your father and I can afford to provide for you. I am in awe and in love with you already.

BUT

Would you mind terribly NOT using my bladder as a seat cushion? I realize your heiney is not all that big now and you may weigh just only 2+ pounds, but it takes a small forklift to get me up from a seated position and I have very little comfort.

If you can comply with this simple request for the next couple of months, your father will buy you a really kick-azz car when you turn 18.

Love,
Mom

Posted 6/8/08 8:26 PM
 
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Jen2999
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Name:
Jen

Re: Dear Ed-lie,

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Posted 6/8/08 8:46 PM
 

bklyngirl
COULD THIS BE MY YEAR??

Member since 6/05

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Name:
Gail

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Posted 6/8/08 8:48 PM
 

PotofLuck06
Our Baby Boy Is Here!!!

Member since 11/06

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Name:
Betsy

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Posted 6/8/08 9:21 PM
 

twinkletoes807
Mommy's Girls! ♥

Member since 11/07

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Name:
Gabi

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Posted 6/9/08 6:20 AM
 

pickles16
Real Estate Professional

Member since 11/07

17227 total posts

Name:
Jen

Re: Dear Ed-lie,

I'm not sitting on your bladder, can I get a really kick azz carChat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 6/9/08 7:19 AM
 

headoverheels
s'il vous plaît

Member since 6/07

42079 total posts

Name:
LB

Re: Dear Ed-lie,

it would be so much funnier if i didn't have to have the same talk with baby C every night Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 6/9/08 7:20 AM
 

MrsFlatbread
Skinny jeans are in my future

Member since 6/06

10258 total posts

Name:
Baby Momma

Re: Dear Ed-lie,

Please explain to Ed-lie that Baby Momma won't be able to come to Auntie J's house for a summer BBQ if she does not behave. My couches are not Baby Momma leak proof!Chat Icon

Posted 6/9/08 7:41 AM
 

JP826
=)

Member since 9/06

10903 total posts

Name:
Me!! All about ME!

Re: Dear Ed-lie,

Posted by Goldi0218


If you can comply with this simple request for the next couple of months, your father will buy you a really kick-azz car when you turn 18.

Love,
Mom



HA!!!!!! Remember you said that Chat Icon

Posted 6/9/08 8:40 AM
 

JenandMikey
life is good =)

Member since 5/07

4216 total posts

Name:
We're so blessed!

Re: Dear Ed-lie,

u r 2 cute.....but thats one BIGGGGGGGG prmise u just made im sure she just took out a pen and paper in utero to write out a contract for u to sign when she joins us in the real world.....dont be surprised when u see her holding it telling u to sign on the dotted lineChat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Message edited 6/9/2008 8:42:18 AM.

Posted 6/9/08 8:41 AM
 

autumn
Mommy to 2 divas

Member since 9/07

3389 total posts

Name:
Lisa

Re: Dear Ed-lie,

cute

Posted 6/9/08 11:55 AM
 

MrsFlatbread
Skinny jeans are in my future

Member since 6/06

10258 total posts

Name:
Baby Momma

Re: Dear Ed-lie,

Posted by JenandMikey

u r 2 cute.....but thats one BIGGGGGGGG prmise u just made im sure she just took out a pen and paper in utero to write out a contract for u to sign when she joins us in the real world.....dont be surprised when u see her holding it telling u to sign on the dotted lineChat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon




Chat Icon Chat Icon Too funny!!!!

Posted 6/9/08 12:14 PM
 

Goldi0218
My miracles!

Member since 12/05

23902 total posts

Name:
Leslie

Re: Dear Ed-lie,

Posted by MrsFlatbread

Posted by JenandMikey

u r 2 cute.....but thats one BIGGGGGGGG prmise u just made im sure she just took out a pen and paper in utero to write out a contract for u to sign when she joins us in the real world.....dont be surprised when u see her holding it telling u to sign on the dotted lineChat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon




Chat Icon Chat Icon Too funny!!!!



I'll call my lawyer.

Posted 6/9/08 12:20 PM
 

JenandMikey
life is good =)

Member since 5/07

4216 total posts

Name:
We're so blessed!

Re: Dear Ed-lie,

Posted by Goldi0218

Posted by MrsFlatbread

Posted by JenandMikey

u r 2 cute.....but thats one BIGGGGGGGG prmise u just made im sure she just took out a pen and paper in utero to write out a contract for u to sign when she joins us in the real world.....dont be surprised when u see her holding it telling u to sign on the dotted lineChat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon




Chat Icon Chat Icon Too funny!!!!



I'll call my lawyer.



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Posted 6/9/08 1:12 PM
 
 

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