"So When Are You Expecting?" ... Answer

Ok ladies, for those who aren't ready to reveal yet. How did you answer the question "So when are you expecting?"

I'm thinking a good answer may be:
"Why, do I really look like I've gained that much weight?" :D

Re: "So When Are You Expecting?" ... Answer

Or

"Why would you think I am pregnant?"

Awkward, but then so is the question!

Re: "So When Are You Expecting?" ... Answer

i never had the experience of anyone asking me - i didn't look preggo until about 14 weeks, i think people were afraid to tell me i looked like i was getting fat

i would just say something like, "expecting what?" - playing dumb is the best.

if the person asking is exceptionally rude you can also answer, "about the same time as you are!"