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mrswask
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Member since 5/05 20229 total posts
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Michal
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WHY
WHY???
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will be there?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
*** Did you know that the statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness? Do this... think of your three best
friends --- if they're okay, then it's you!
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Jax430
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Member since 5/05 18919 total posts
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Jackie
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Re: WHY
I like the one about the string and the vacuum. I have SO done that!
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| Posted 2/25/08 10:45 PM |
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Reese32
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Re: WHY
I check my fridge like 3x a day for something new...I go grocery shopping 1x a week. I guess I *am* the definition of insanity.
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| Posted 2/25/08 10:49 PM |
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Goldi0218
My miracles!
Member since 12/05 23902 total posts
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Leslie
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Re: WHY
Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
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| Posted 2/25/08 11:08 PM |
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MrsERod
Praying for Everyone.
Member since 5/05 26170 total posts
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| Posted 2/25/08 11:13 PM |
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MrsPornStar
Partners in crime
Member since 10/05 14656 total posts
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Mama
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Re: WHY
Posted by Jax430
I like the one about the string and the vacuum. I have SO done that!
Me too!
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| Posted 2/25/08 11:30 PM |
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DebG
Pick a cause & stand up for it
Member since 5/05 18602 total posts
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The cure IS worse!
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Re: WHY
Posted by Jax430
I like the one about the string and the vacuum. I have SO done that!
Me too!
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| Posted 2/26/08 12:55 AM |
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GenLCSW
Baby # 3 is here!!!
Member since 7/05 21138 total posts
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Genna
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Re: WHY
so true!
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| Posted 2/26/08 5:38 AM |
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Diane
Hope is Contagious....catch it
Member since 5/05 30683 total posts
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D
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Re: WHY
Posted by DebG
Posted by Jax430
I like the one about the string and the vacuum. I have SO done that!
Me too!
me three
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| Posted 2/26/08 7:34 AM |
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leighla
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Lauren
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Re: WHY
Posted by mrswask
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
This one drives me NUTS!!
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| Posted 2/26/08 8:25 AM |
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dm24angel
Happiness
Member since 5/05 34581 total posts
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Donna
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Re: WHY
that was funny. The tarzan one had me laughing.
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| Posted 2/26/08 8:27 AM |
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lvdolphins
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Re: WHY
Posted by mrswask
WHY???
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?
I totally do this!
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| Posted 2/26/08 8:45 AM |
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Marcie
Complete Happiness :)
Member since 5/05 27789 total posts
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LOVE being a Mommy!
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| Posted 2/26/08 10:12 AM |
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KGools
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Kim
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Re: WHY
Posted by Goldi0218
Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
Why is there braile on the drive-up ATM?? 
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| Posted 2/26/08 10:42 AM |
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FeliciaDP
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Mommy
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Re: WHY
these are great
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| Posted 2/26/08 10:47 AM |
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AND......Our feet can smell, and our nose can run.
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| Posted 2/26/08 11:04 AM |
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Kara
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They call me "Tater Salad"
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Re: WHY
Posted by CoopersMom01
Posted by Goldi0218
Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
Why is there braile on the drive-up ATM??
B/c people can walk up to them, too. 
Then again, not the smartest place for a blind person to be walking... 
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| Posted 2/26/08 11:17 AM |
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