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Dont Flip Off Women... Please
I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver, who
cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing the driver to drive
onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her.
This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his
window and gave the woman the finger.
"Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile
nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a
female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why:
I drive 48 miles each way every day to work.
That's 96 miles each day.
Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper.
Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway.
There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles.
That works out to 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.
Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I
figure I pass at least another 4000 cars.
That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass
every day.
Statistically, females drive half of these.
That's 18,000 women drivers!
In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS.
That's 642.
According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as
dissatisfying or unrewarding. That's 449.
According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females
have seriously considered suicide or homicide. That's 98.
And 34% describe men as their biggest problem.
That's 33.
According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry
weapons and this number is increasing.
That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female
that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has
seriously considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.
Give her the finger? I don't think so.
 SO FUNNY
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headoverheels
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Re: Dont Flip Off Women... Please
interesting choice for a first post...
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| Posted 11/21/07 6:49 PM |
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Shelly
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Re: Dont Flip Off Women... Please
Posted by headoverheels
interesting choice for a first post...
my thoughts exactly 
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| Posted 11/21/07 6:50 PM |
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Re: Dont Flip Off Women... Please
It is, and it was way too much math for me to even process...
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| Posted 11/21/07 6:51 PM |
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JennZ
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Re: Dont Flip Off Women... Please
OK 
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| Posted 11/21/07 6:51 PM |
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Re: Dont Flip Off Women... Please
I guess theres not many other guys on here. They would've thought it was comical
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| Posted 11/21/07 7:03 PM |
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QuoteTheRaven424
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Re: Dont Flip Off Women... Please
Posted by explicitlifestyl
I guess theres not many other guys on here. They would've thought it was comical
i'm with ya man
welcome 
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| Posted 11/21/07 7:17 PM |
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Re: Dont Flip Off Women... Please
Posted by QuoteTheRaven424
Posted by explicitlifestyl
I guess theres not many other guys on here. They would've thought it was comical
i'm with ya man
welcome
Thanks man... I felt like i was being hung out to dry for a min there.
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| Posted 11/21/07 7:19 PM |
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nyteacher13
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Re: Dont Flip Off Women... Please
interesting.
You could probably do the math on here with the # of women and estimate a reason why we're not amused.
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| Posted 11/21/07 7:47 PM |
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headoverheels
s'il vous plaît
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Re: Dont Flip Off Women... Please
Posted by nyteacher13
interesting.
You could probably do the math on here with the # of women and estimate a reason why we're not amused.
ah-cha!!
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| Posted 11/21/07 7:52 PM |
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CaseyGirl
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Re: Dont Flip Off Women... Please
Smart, posting that on a board that is oh, I'd say, 99% women...you just gave us all the finger!!
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| Posted 11/21/07 7:53 PM |
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PotofLuck06
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Re: Dont Flip Off Women... Please
I've seen this before, and I actually think it's rather funny...
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| Posted 11/21/07 7:57 PM |
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Stacey1403
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Re: Dont Flip Off Women... Please
Well I laughed
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| Posted 11/21/07 7:58 PM |
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Superkat
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Re: Dont Flip Off Women... Please
Posted by PotofLuck06
I've seen this before, and I actually think it's rather funny...
Agreed. I don't think there is any malice intended. It is a funny joke!
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| Posted 11/21/07 8:14 PM |
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luvsbob4603
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| Posted 11/21/07 8:21 PM |
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MeeshkaMich
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| Posted 11/21/07 8:23 PM |
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Diane
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Re: Dont Flip Off Women... Please
Posted by headoverheels
interesting choice for a first post...
I know
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| Posted 11/21/07 8:25 PM |
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Reese1106
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Re: Dont Flip Off Women... Please
I thought it was funny.
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| Posted 11/21/07 9:01 PM |
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MelToddJulia
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Re: Dont Flip Off Women... Please
Posted by Stacey1403
Well I laughed
Me too!
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| Posted 11/21/07 9:09 PM |
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rojerono
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Re: Dont Flip Off Women... Please
I guess I have a lousy sense of humor.. because I thought it was pretty funny too!
And WELCOME!
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| Posted 11/21/07 9:12 PM |
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GoldenRod
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Re: Dont Flip Off Women... Please
You've got to save those kind of jokes for at least the 2nd post.... 
Old joke, but still funny....
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| Posted 11/21/07 9:20 PM |
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moonlithaze
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MrsPJB2007
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Re: Dont Flip Off Women... Please
its funny---but something tells me this poster is not a newbie---i'm thinking they are posting under a "new" name!
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| Posted 11/22/07 1:12 AM |
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starryeyes
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Re: Dont Flip Off Women... Please
please excuse my boyfriend...he doesnt know proper ettiquette. My apoligies! lol
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| Posted 11/22/07 6:58 PM |
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Kierasmom
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Re: Dont Flip Off Women... Please
I think it was very funny!!! Thanks for the laugh.
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