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dandr10199
Grace is growing up too fast!
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Dina
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Tips for the ladies in 2008
Ok, someone emailed this to me today and I was LMAO. so to all of us who need to laugh today, ENJOY!
Tips for the ladies in 2008:
1. Aspire to be Barbie - the b!tch has everything.
2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every color.
3. Take life with a pinch of salt... a wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila
4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!
5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).
6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just my personality.
8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.
9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
10. Don't get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing; and makes you walk funny.
11. When life gives you lemons in 2008 - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.
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MelToddJulia
Love my Family!
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Mel
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Re: Tips for the ladies in 2008
Love it!!
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| Posted 10/24/07 9:13 PM |
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mommy2bella
Where does time go?
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Kelly
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Re: Tips for the ladies in 2008
LOVE IT
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| Posted 10/24/07 9:40 PM |
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| Posted 10/24/07 9:46 PM |
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SweetestOfPeas
J'taime Paris!
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Re: Tips for the ladies in 2008
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| Posted 10/24/07 9:47 PM |
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sunflowerjesss
Mommy to 3!
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Jesss, duh.
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Re: Tips for the ladies in 2008
That's great!!
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| Posted 10/24/07 10:14 PM |
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nrthshgrl
It goes fast. Pay attention.
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Re: Tips for the ladies in 2008
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| Posted 10/24/07 10:41 PM |
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MarathonKnitter
HAPPY
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EMBRACING CHANGE
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Re: Tips for the ladies in 2008
funny and well needed
i even cried
thanks for the laugh
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| Posted 10/24/07 11:08 PM |
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Gatsbygirl
Please St. Therese....
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Re: Tips for the ladies in 2008
:lol
cheered me up on this gray morning as I hold a whiny baby
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| Posted 10/25/07 8:16 AM |
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