My name is not Garmin. My name is not TomTom. MY NAME IS NOT MAGELLIN!!! I did not grow up in the Bronx. I've been there twice. Road signs suck. I CAN read a map. But trying to get out of the Bronx is not an easy thing. So don't get pi$$y with me b/c we're lost. Don't get mad at me b/c I don't know what road to take. Don't get mad at suggesting we stop at a gas station BEFORE we end up in New Jersey (which we didn't but almost did!). So next time we go somewhere that is NOT LI OR QUEENS OR MANHATTAN, get directions to go home. As I mentioned, I did not inherit some innate GPS gene.

Sincerely,
Your wife who now understands the whole men don't ask for directions crap. Chat Icon