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Haiku alert: Ode to my new personal trainer

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Goldi0218
My miracles!

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Leslie

Haiku alert: Ode to my new personal trainer

Easy on the eyes
Not so easy on my thighs
Cannot walk today.

He says "Let's do abs"
I say "I prefer my flab..."
"...right here where it is."

"Next lets do push ups."
"How about I push myself
Through the exit door."

Posted 8/29/07 5:17 PM
 
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JennZ
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Re: Haiku alert: Ode to my new personal trainer

Posted by Goldi0218

Easy on the eyes
Not so easy on my thighs
Cannot walk today.

He says "Let's do abs"
I say "I prefer my flab..."
"...right here where it is."

"Next lets do push ups."
"How about I push myself
Through the exit door."





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Posted 8/29/07 5:25 PM
 

Niblet
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Cher

Re: Haiku alert: Ode to my new personal trainer

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Posted 8/29/07 5:38 PM
 

Tah-wee-ZAH
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Posted 8/29/07 6:44 PM
 

HoneyBadger
YourWorstNightmare.

Member since 10/06

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BahBahBlackJeep

Re: Haiku alert: Ode to my new personal trainer

BRAVO!

Posted 8/29/07 7:17 PM
 

SweetTooth
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Lauren

Re: Haiku alert: Ode to my new personal trainer

Leslie, you should seriously put these into a book. I think a book of gym Haikus would be a best seller!

Posted 8/29/07 7:38 PM
 

SweetestOfPeas
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Posted 8/29/07 7:51 PM
 

evnme
My little lamb

Member since 8/05

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aka momma2b

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Posted 8/29/07 9:07 PM
 

HoneyBadger
YourWorstNightmare.

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BahBahBlackJeep

Re: Haiku alert: Ode to my new personal trainer

Posted by SweetTooth

Leslie, you should seriously put these into a book. I think a book of gym Haikus would be a best seller!



That is a fantastic idea!!!

Posted 8/29/07 9:11 PM
 

BRod-Cheng
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Betty

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Posted 8/29/07 11:14 PM
 

Goldi0218
My miracles!

Member since 12/05

23902 total posts

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Leslie

Re: Haiku alert: Ode to my new personal trainer

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Posted by SweetTooth

Leslie, you should seriously put these into a book. I think a book of gym Haikus would be a best seller!



That is a fantastic idea!!!



It could be one of those cutsie lil hardcover books you see at the counter at Barnes and Noble that people give as gifts but they end up as coasters.

Posted 8/29/07 11:18 PM
 

KPsquared

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Posted 8/29/07 11:20 PM
 
 

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