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Elbee
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Are there any words?
www.yahoo.com
EDINBURGH (AFP) - A dwarf performer at the Edinburgh fringe festival had to be rushed to hospital after his penis got stuck to a vacuum cleaner during an act that went horribly awry.
Daniel Blackner, or "Captain Dan the Demon Dwarf", was due to perform at the Circus of Horrors at the festival known for its oddball, offbeat performances.
The main part of his act saw him appear on stage with a vacuum cleaner attached to his member through a special attachment.
The attachment broke before the performance and Blackner tried to fix it using extra-strong glue, but unfortunately only let it dry for 20 seconds instead of the 20 minutes required.
He then joined it directly to his organ. The end result? A solid attachment, laughter, mortification and ... hospitalisation.
"It was the most embarrassing moment of my life when I got wheeled into a packed AE with a vacuum attached to me," Blackner said.
"I just wished the ground could swallow me up. Luckily, they saw me quickly so the embarrassment was short-lived."
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Re: Are there any words?
 I know it isnt funny but, yeah it is.
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| Posted 8/21/07 8:33 AM |
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NewYawkah
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Re: Are there any words?
owwwww!!! And to think, I'm a wuss about taking off the bandaid you get when you have a blood test! 
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| Posted 8/21/07 8:38 AM |
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MarisaK
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| Posted 8/21/07 9:52 AM |
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Stefanie
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Re: Are there any words?
He wished the ground could swallow him up... the vacuum sure did though...
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| Posted 8/21/07 10:11 AM |
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CaseyGirl
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Re: Are there any words?
we are going to hell
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| Posted 8/21/07 10:30 AM |
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joenick
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Re: Are there any words?
Oh...the visual I am getting right now! 
You KNOW all his dwarf friends are going to call him "Hoover" from now on!
Message edited 8/21/2007 11:37:55 AM.
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| Posted 8/21/07 11:25 AM |
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MeNBobs
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He's not that big and he's not that clever!!
I like that it was the most embarrassing moment of his life yet he has no problem talking to a newspaper about it.
Message edited 7/16/2011 5:04:35 PM.
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| Posted 8/21/07 11:30 AM |
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lvdolphins
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Re: Are there any words?
Posted by joenick
Oh...the visual I am getting right now!
Me too
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| Posted 8/21/07 11:34 AM |
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MsMBV
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