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Hillbilly Medical Terms...
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MrsERod
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Hillbilly Medical Terms...
Benign: What you be after you be eight.
Bacteria: Door to the cafeteria.
Barium: What doctors do when patients die.
Cesarean Section: A neighborhood in Rome.
Catscan: Searching for Kitty.
Cauterize: Made eye contact with her.
Colic: A sheep dog.
Coma: A punctuation mark.
D&C: Where Washington is.
Dilate: To live long.
Enema: Not a friend.
Fester: Quicker than someone else.
Fibula: A small lie.
G.I. Series: World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail: What you hang your coat on.
Impotent: Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pain: Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff: A Doctor's cane.
Morbid: A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates: Cheaper than day rates.
Node: I knew it.
Outpatient: A person who has fainted.
Pap Smear: A fatherhood test.
Pelvis: Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative: A letter carrier.
Recovery Room: Place to do upholstery.
Rectum: Damn near killed him.
Secretion: Hiding something.
Seizure: Roman emperor.
Tablet: A small table.
Terminal Illness: Getting sick at the
airport.
Tumor: More than one.
Urine: Opposite of mine.
Varicose: Near by/close by.
Message edited 7/28/2007 11:17:09 PM.
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Re: Hillbilly Medical Terms...
 OMG I just fwd this to my mom (she's a nurse)
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| Posted 7/29/07 12:41 PM |
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Stacey1403
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Re: Hillbilly Medical Terms...
Node: I knew it
They are all funny but this one really cracked me
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| Posted 7/29/07 12:45 PM |
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alnem
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Emily
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Re: Hillbilly Medical Terms...
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| Posted 7/29/07 1:10 PM |
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