Dateline: Washington, DC

Last Tuesday, as President Bush got off the helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm. The squared away Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "Nice pigs, Sir."
The President replied, "These are not pigs - these are authentic Arkansas Razorback hogs. I got one for Senator Hillary Clinton and one for Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi."
The squared away Marine again snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "Excellent trade, Sir!"