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LadyMaravilla
Fall Is Here

Member since 5/05 12023 total posts
Name: Sonia
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Why...Why...Why???
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always m! anage to knock something else over?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you...
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Posted 1/19/06 1:10 PM |
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karennjoe
LIF Toddler

Member since 6/05 403 total posts
Name: Karen
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Re: Why...Why...Why???
So true.
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Posted 1/19/06 1:17 PM |
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Shelly
She's 7!!!

Member since 8/05 14624 total posts
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Posted 1/19/06 1:18 PM |
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BabyAvocado
Happy New Year

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Re: Why...Why...Why???
This one was my favorite!! I do it all the time!
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
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Posted 1/19/06 1:52 PM |
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MissingLI
Such a Big Boy!

Member since 1/06 1602 total posts
Name: C
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Re: Why...Why...Why???
I think the comment on the stars and the paint is my favorite
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Posted 1/19/06 1:56 PM |
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FelAndJon
needs to update her avatar pic
Member since 6/05 10212 total posts
Name: Felice (aka LuckyBride2004)
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Re: Why...Why...Why???
OK, I have done every one of those things!
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Posted 1/19/06 1:59 PM |
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MrsS2005
Mom of 3

Member since 11/05 13118 total posts
Name: B
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Posted 1/19/06 2:00 PM |
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Posted 1/19/06 2:14 PM |
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LadyMaravilla
Fall Is Here

Member since 5/05 12023 total posts
Name: Sonia
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Re: Why...Why...Why???
Posted by FelAndJon
OK, I have done every one of those things!
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Posted 1/19/06 2:21 PM |
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MRSE
LIF Adult
Member since 5/05 1420 total posts
Name: (112903)
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Re: Why...Why...Why???
OMG that is so funny
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Posted 1/19/06 3:05 PM |
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FeliciaDP
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Member since 5/05 18599 total posts
Name: Mommy
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Re: Why...Why...Why???
Mine too! Seriously my hubby does that ALL THE TIME.. I am SO sending him this post
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Posted 1/19/06 3:13 PM |
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ana6178
Praying for a miracle!

Member since 5/05 1536 total posts
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Re: Why...Why...Why???
OMG- I am so guilty of this.
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Posted 1/19/06 3:13 PM |
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FeliciaDP
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Member since 5/05 18599 total posts
Name: Mommy
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Re: Why...Why...Why???
This one made me PIMP too
Posted by LadyLainez
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"
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Posted 1/19/06 3:14 PM |
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GenLCSW
Baby # 3 is here!!!

Member since 7/05 21138 total posts
Name: Genna
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Posted 1/19/06 4:18 PM |
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Disneygirl
Disney cruise bound!
Member since 5/05 8126 total posts
Name: D
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Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
I'm definitely guilty of this one!
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Posted 1/19/06 4:24 PM |
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