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CathyB

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Wedding Anniversary joke

Larry was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds...

AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!!"

The next morning Larry got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a gift-box for her wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe, ran out to the driveway and brought the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

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Posted 2/7/07 2:33 PM
 
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Gumpslilqtpie
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Kimmer

Re: Wedding Anniversary joke

That is cold!!! Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 2/7/07 2:49 PM
 

evnme
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Posted 2/7/07 2:52 PM
 

Superkat
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Re: Wedding Anniversary joke

That sounds more like a divorce present!! LOL

Posted 2/7/07 2:53 PM
 

Lisa
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Posted 2/7/07 3:01 PM
 

PotofLuck06
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Re: Wedding Anniversary joke

That's so mean!Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 2/7/07 3:30 PM
 

J9-13
We're gonna be big sisters!

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Oooooo snap! LMAOChat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 2/7/07 3:41 PM
 

nbc188
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Posted 2/7/07 4:02 PM
 

LaPetiteSirène
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LOL, awesome! Chat Icon

Posted 2/7/07 4:49 PM
 

Lauren
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Re: Wedding Anniversary joke

haha very funny.

Posted 2/7/07 5:11 PM
 

NewlyMrs
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ouch!!!Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 2/7/07 5:18 PM
 

Booklady1017
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Posted 2/7/07 8:42 PM
 
 

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