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Ways to turn down unwanted men
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SweetestOfPeas
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Ways to turn down unwanted men
> HE : Can I buy you a drink?
> SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.
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> HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
> SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
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> HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
> SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
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> HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
> SHE : I must've been given your share.
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> HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
> SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
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> HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
> SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.
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> HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
> SHE : Okay, get out.
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> HE : I think I could make you very happy.
> SHE : Why? Are you leaving?
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> HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
> SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
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> HE : Can I have your name?
> SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?
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> HE : Shall we go see a movie?
> SHE : I've already seen it.
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> HE : Where have you been all my life?
> SHE : Hiding from you.
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> HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?
> SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
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> HE : Is this seat empty?
> SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
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> HE : So, what do you do for a living?
> SHE : I'm a female impersonator.
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> HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?
> SHE : Do not enter.
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> HE : Your body is like a temple.
> SHE : Sorry, there are no services today.
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> HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
> SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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twobabies
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Re: Ways to turn down unwanted men
 that was hilarious!!!
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| Posted 6/27/06 2:30 PM |
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LAMGAJ28
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Re: Ways to turn down unwanted men
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| Posted 6/27/06 2:30 PM |
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Stefanie
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Re: Ways to turn down unwanted men
Good ones!!
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| Posted 6/27/06 2:30 PM |
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azoodie
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Team SEXY BACK
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Re: Ways to turn down unwanted men
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| Posted 6/27/06 2:31 PM |
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unknown1
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lisa
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Re: Ways to turn down unwanted men
HE : Where have you been all my life?
> SHE : Hiding from you.
Ok I am laughing out loud for some reason with this one
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| Posted 6/27/06 2:42 PM |
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kms717
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Member since 2/06 2747 total posts
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Kelly
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Re: Ways to turn down unwanted men
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